Part of "Tommy The Cat" by Primus, speed spoken (with HQ audio!)

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VIDEO INFO:

Not fake/sped up whatsoever, i'll re-record this with a stopwatch or something if people don't believe it lol, lyrics and song link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OhIU-PmB8

"I remember as if it were a meal ago"

Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat
had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
of this awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature this urban
predator. Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
occasion such as this that he did.

"She came a'slidin' on down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot
biscuit. The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
days. The sight was beyond belief. Many a head snapped for double,
even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
known to hang out. They hung out in droves. Such a multitude of
masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was
O'malley's Alley. The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered straight to behind the alleyway. She knew what she wanted. She was lookin'
for that stud bull, She was lookin' for that cat. And that was me. Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee...

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[T3ZaNg]

did you used to do policy debate or something? lol

[azuriteblogs]

@T3ZaNg no, i think it's the environment i grew up around. my uncle and most of my family members speak faster than most people, especially my uncle, so i just adapted to it and learned to speak that fast also.

i also spent years as a baby (like from a few months old until 3 or so years old) studying english all the time, so it's always been one of my strongest subjects. consequently, i am terrible in math

[yinyang555]

Are you cereal.

[azuriteblogs]

@yinyang555 yes

[GRIM1000Eyes]

look up the girl who speed-read a Doctor Seuss book, and try and do that.

[azuriteblogs]

@GRIM1000Eyes yeah i can't do that, i get stuck on tongue-twister stuff like that haha

[Mattsebas123]

How it was meant to be sung

[KrazyKrippler]

@azuriteblogs I want you to do "It's the end of the world as we know it" really fast.

[bestdudeever765]

fuck the spacebar

[RustyWaffle]

My favorite Primus song besides Pudding Time and Frizzle Fry <3

[ItsAzureBlue]

@azuriteblogs I can empathise with this, English? Great. Maths? WE'LL DO IT LIVE

[ForForm]

You an auctioneer man?

[lowbudgetltd]

Do the Micro Machines commercial!

[Samuliee]

Your voice always reminded me of Les Claypool and then I found this. Truly awesome.

[SatisfiedShark]

how dose he do that

[HpPwnSauce]

In scotland that sounds normal haha, but on a serious note, thats pretty awesome

[pikachu7567]

You should be an auctioneer, I thought I could speed talk but I'm not that good lol