Anybody There?: A Joke For Atheists

A joke especially for atheists and agnostics. Some theists might appreciate this one, too!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Cliff
• fall
• wind
• old man
• faith
• rocks
• seashore
• house

[flarawr]

Also I am not talking about the early 20th century I am talking about 4 thousand to 5 thousand years ago . Way before what you are talking about.

[Largo64]

From Wikipedia, but I'd pit them against your memory of what professors told you.

Humans by Era: Average Lifespan at Birth (years)

Average life expectancies in history:

Upper Paleolithic: 33

Neolithic: 20 (stone age)

Bronze Age: 18 (Old Testament Hebrews time)

Classical Greece: 20-30(around 500 BCE)

Classical Rome: 20-30 (including the first century in which the alleged Jesus lived)

Again, before you state thing with such certainty, at least trouble yourself to use Google.

[flarawr]

Do you believe everything you read on the internet?? Especially Wikipedia where anyone can put whatever they want on it. Maybe you should consult a real professor instead of your google look-up strategy.

[Largo64]

Wiki is actually a pretty good source. It's better than your "recollection" of what you heard in class - IF you did. But your statements sound more like the unsupported crap spewed by people like Bill O'Reiley. You want to support an argument you just pull statistics from another planet (Uranus).

[RyuDarragh]

Yes :) It is funny. One variant I know has the atheist saying "Faith may be nice and all, but have you got a rope?". He remembers far too many dead and wounded who expected Faith alone to save them,... from which the old saw "God helps those willing to help themselves!".

[chunuma]

If I heard a voice like that, I think it would be a sensible idea to go looking for an alternative. I've seen believers kills themselves because they trusted in God.

My dad was a believer, and I learnt early not to trust. He believed, but his instinct kept him safe. His instinct didn't extend to this bastard child.

[gblueslover2]

Very True !

[suumr]

If I personally heard the voice of God while hanging from a cliff, things might be different. The atheist argument is that there's absolutely no evidence to support the claim that anyone, anywhere, at any time, has heard it.

[teflonKONG09]

athiests are soldiers of the civilized world.

[ThePipersNicks]

doh!!

Maybe the voice wasn't god, maybe it was an enemy of his, or someone in his will :D

[DRdisaster007]

lol what dumbass would live b in the edge of a cliff

[flarawr]

A lot of people can think what they want but even if I was like Hitler, you wouldn't be able to stop me or do anything because you don't even know who I am. I can pretty much guess that your an atheist though because not many of any other religions call me crazy because I know God.

[jojojohnpau]

You know, a lot of people thought hitler was crazy too, but that turned out O.K in the en---

Oh. Right.

[dancekrazzy]

:) God Bless you