Now this is a story all about how my Life got flip-turned upside down, now I'd Like to take a minute, just sit right there! I'll tell ya How I became a prince with a dick in my butt.
In... West Philadelphia, born n' raised, on a Playground is where I put dicks in my butt. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all Puttin' some dicks right up into my butt, when a Couple of guys who were up to no good... Started puttin' dicks in my butt! ... I got on One little dick and my mum got scared! She said "Yer movin' in with yer auntie n'uncletogetdicksinyerbutt"
I begged and pleaded with her.. day after day but she Grabbed a dick and puuut it in my butt! She gave me a dick and up my butt did I stick it, I put mah Walkman awn and said I might as well DICK IT! First Class, yo, this is bad! Drippin' Semen out of my gaping ass... Is This what the people of Dick Butt live like? Hmmm... A dick in my butt!~ But Wait I hear the dicky, butt butt n' all that, is This the kind of dick they're gonna put in my butt? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there. I Hope they're prepared to put a dick in my butt!
Well uh... The plane landed and when I came out, there was a Dude, looked like a cop, standin' there with his dick out! I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here! I Sprang with my dickness and jumped at his rear! I Whistled for a cab and when it came near, the License plate said "BUTTS" and there were dicks in the mirror! If Anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I Thought "Nah forget it!" YO DICK! IN MY BUTT!
I... pulled... Up to the house about seven or eiight and I Yelled to the cabbie: "Yo holmes! Dick me later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there... Sittin' on mah throne, with a dick in my butt.