The Thanksgiving Rap 2009

Happy Thanksgiving 2009 everyone. Hope you enjoy(ed) my rap that I made to contribute to the holiday. Here are the lyrics if you are unsure of some of the things that were said! SUBSCRIBE!!

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Lyrics:

[Chorus]
The best thing about turkeys are,
You buy 'em in the store and ya put 'em in the car,
Then you go home and you set 'em on the bar!
And your wife's lookin' at you kind of bizarre!

She said "did forget to buy the gravy"
and im like "b*tch, you are f*cking crazy"
shes like "what! did you just call me!"
i said "B*TCH! I fogrgot the cranberry!


[Verse 1]
So i know when i put it in the stove,
out in the car off the way she drove
i called her up on her cellular phone,
when she answered it i said hello

the first thing that came to her mind was,
b*tching all about the peach fuzz
that was on the turkey n' because,
talking to the butcher was just a fuss.

she got mad at me and just hung up on me,
so then went to the oven to check on the meat,
but man, i just could not guarantee,
that the meat, was going to be ready!


[Chorus]
The best thing about turkeys are,
You buy 'em in the store and ya put 'em in the car,
Then you go home and you set 'em on the bar!
And your wifes lookin' at you kind of bizzare!

She said "did forget to buy the dairy"
and im like "b*tch, you are f*cking hairy"
shes like "what! did you just call me!"
i said "B*TCH! I got the cranberry!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Happy
• Thanksgiving
• 2009
• Rap
• Turkey
• Cranberry
• Sauce
• Feast
• Pumpkin
• Pie

[AustinChegini]

nice one. lmao

[tayrantulaa]

hahahaa.

a stove is on top of the oven xD

cute video

INVISABLE TURKEYYYY