Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 32: The Plastic People's Court

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Mr. Meany is on trial in Xtranormal.com's Lego-land. Determined to be set free so he can rescue Sweetie, he tries something desperate (and really weird.)

Judge: Order in the court, order in the court. Mr. Meany, you are charged with violating the Xtranormal.com rules which forbid characters from travelling between the site's cartoon worlds. How do you plead?

Meany: I admit I did it, your honor. But you have to let me go, so I can save Sweetie. If I can save her, I swear we'll leave this stupid, plastic planet and never come back.

Judge: You know I can't just let you go, Mr. Meany. Your programming is out of order, and you could infect other programs on the site.

Meany: Jesus Huggy bear Christ with nacho chips and salsa. Your honor, you're the one who's out of order! This whole damn website is out of order!

Judge: Mr. Meany, you leave me no choice but to sentence you to an indefinite quarantine with other corrupted programs. You will begin your sentence immediately.

Meany: No. No, I will not. I tried to play by the rules, but if you're not going to listen to reason, I'm going to have to do something desperate. I never wanted to be a criminal... You made me do this.

Judge: What are you talking about?

Meany: Lulzo asked me to be his partner in crime. He said I have evil in me, and if I became a virus I could rule the Internet. I wouldn't have to play ridiculous old men in cartoons for the humans anymore. I want to believe he was wrong about me, that I'm not evil like him. I want to believe I'm using my powers now for good, and not just for my own ends.

Judge: Powers? What powers?

Meany: Your honor, when I was figuring out how to travel between worlds on Xtranormal, I spent a lot of time digging around in the site's code, figuring out how it worked. I've learned how to do a few things.

Judge: Like what?

Meany: Like this. Computer, access judge character model & re-skin with character Pippin, password HateAllThings. Lock changes when through.

(The Judge changes into a little girl with pigtails.)

Judge: (With an Australian accent.) Hey! What the hell did you just do? What happened to my voice? Do I have pigtails?

Meany: I turned you into a little Australian girl. Now your name is Pippin.

Judge: Change me back at once!

Meany: Not unless you drop all the charges and let me go. You'll stay like that, until I unlock your program.

Judge: Mr. Meany, please... Be reasonable.

Meany: I hope you enjoy spending the rest of your life starring in cartoon invitations to birthday parties for five-year-olds named Tabitha.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Xtranomal
• Meany
• sweetie
• ursula
• hitler
• animation
• cartoon
• tranny
• transformation
• AR
• Lego
• bodyswap
• age
• regression

[jjpalomino]

That's not the end, is it? :(

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Of that cartoon? Yeah, even if it kinda cuts off the end of "Tabitha." Of the series? No, not at all... I'm just having a hell of a time with Windows Movie Maker (it won't save) and I'm trying to find a free program that'll do the same things. I've downloaded like nine programs in the last few days, and they all have problems.

[ciphergoth]

I just discovered this today. Now I want to know what happens! This is pretty amazing given the limitations of xtranormal. Creative trannies FTW!

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Thanks very much! I'm hard at work on the next episode.

[Rockwillneverdie101]

howd u do that?

[mcasual]

go Meany go!

[toxicsnafu]

try Zamzar, it's free online and you can upload the URL of a youtube film and save it to any format you want

[tomatenpeller]

PLEASE MRMEANIE BE REASONABE

[tomatenpeller]

THIS IS GREAT