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♫ Perfect Bathroom Trip SONG ♫

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Uploaded by on Jan 20, 2010

MP3, LYRICS, CREDITS, & LINKS:
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Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster):
http://rhettandlink.com/music
or on iTunes:
http://bit.ly/uttp-itunes
or on Amazon:
http://bit.ly/uttp-amazon
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Directed, shot, edited, and guested by Julian Smith: http://www.youtube.com/juliansmith87
Special Guest: iJustine http://www.youtube.com/ijustine
Song written and produced by: Rhett&Link
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LYRICS:
we live in a world full of dirty things
dirty doorknobs and atm machines
dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings
so much dirty disease; we cant keep our hands clean

public restrooms are a main concern
where the walls are painted with strangers urine
if they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall
do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin their---

all Im makin is a simple suggestion
to have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
Im not concerned with your particular reason
be it O.C.D. or just the upcoming cold and flu season (listen here)

Do your business
zip up and then dispense this
little bit a paper towel--but wait
turn on the tap, apply some soap
lather up, rinse, dont stop the flow
first grab that paper towel you saved
use it as a barrier
when touching the faucet area
and when getting more paper towels for your hands
dry with it; then retain it
for the doorknob may be tainted.
as you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can!
it's the perfect bathroom trip, man!
its the perfect bathroom plan! (it's perfect)
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  • But...How did Julian escape Gabrielle? O.o

  • Thumbs up if u followed this plan.

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  • 0:08 that face is priceless

  • its so funny how Julian is just in the middle eating frozen yogurt

  • @MsJR13100 Buhaha! any time ;D

  • @iamyourdestiny132 oh thank you so much i thought he really died XD

  • "You do NOT want to go in there.."

    I have to wonder, why are Rhett and Link making a music video in the women's restroom?

  • @VizzyDeluxe He is 6 feet tall! Rhett is 6'7 julian is 6'3 Haha so he just looks REALLY short. XD Don't ask me how i know this i am a creeper...>.<

  • @MsJR13100 Go to his vids and go to the kidnapped vids and watch the 2int series! Gabrielle kills him...it is not like he really dies but he died on youtube and most likely is going to stop makeing youtube videos now...D:

  • Links so short

  • @iamyourdestiny132 he died!!!!! what how when WHAT?!

  • God Julian is hot!!!!! <3 but he is dead now :(

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