Dumpster Diving with Michael

Michael (pronounced MY-Kull) gives lessons on Dumpster Diving and love for the Free Donuts' revolution.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Free
• Donuts
• Dumpster
• Diving
• Hippies
• Alternative
• Menus

[Royzoner]

its the Godzilla donut

[MashAshAsh]

Urgh, should always avoid fresh foods that have been dumped. Packaged things are the safer way to go.

[gregspencewolf]

I'm a righteous dumpster diver dude. I get all of my apparel, From the bottom of a barrel. All my favorite music, Someone else refused it, My letterhead has many styles, Because it comes from the circular file. If it's in a bottle or a can, Then I figure that I can, Eat it all up, Without throwing up! I go to Campus every spring, To look for all of the good things, That people throw away, Because they go away.

[azkeyz]

Congradulations Michael you possess the proper mental attitude towards dumpster diving and seem to have the solid spirital princibles required to dive.

Also noted that you have the proper after dive mental state

You are indeed a seasoned professional dumpster diver.

I look forward to sharing my own personal diving experiences very soon.

[MrSlammeddown]

@Porkykls123 Ok I'm not educated on dumpster diving. Well let me tell you how dumpster divers work in southern California. They go out and get whatever garbage they can out of a trashcan so they can trade it off to some dope dealer for methamphetamine. And while there dumpster diving they also see other stuff on the other side of fences that they can steal when the dumpster pickens are slim and they steal that. Eventually they end up in jail. Very few people dumpster dive to get food. Come on

[Porkykls123]

@slammeddown you are not educated on why people dumpster dive in the fist place. the mojaority of foods thrown away are right at their expiration date, and alot of times have not expired, being perfectly safe to eat, use your own judgement on what seems safe and what isnt.

bakeries sell fresh items, and throw out unsold things at the end of the day, because people like the fresh stuff, and wont buy the old, even though its still safe to eat.

[slammeddown]

Does he let everyone know the food their getting from him is food that came out of a dumpster. I don't care what anyone says, dumpsters are not the best place to get food from.If a person is hungry with no money or means at all to get food then he has to do what he has to do. But if you don't have to do this in order to eat then I'd get my food from somewhere else.. Theres probably all kinds of microscopic things in a trashcan that can make a person sick. Including Staph.

[SUPERSAYENNICK]

man i went in 1 1 time a dug trough my arm got slashed by barbed wire

[copperpaint]

The lord gave you poptarts? lol

[steelFTBall96]

Fuck i jumped at 1:28 fuck you

[gregspencewolf]

thanks nathanip1

[nathanip1]

what the crude? what's the Dinosaur about? You sure you didn't get ahold of some bad food? LMAO

[nathanip1]

I liked that!