Keith Malda - Golden (Live at Laughing Horse Comedy Club March 2009)

Keith Malda performing his song "Golden" at The Laughing Horse Comedy Club in Central London on 22nd March 2009. Words and Music by Keith Malda and copyrighted.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Musical Comedy
• Comedy
• Stand Up
• Comic
• Stand Up Comedy
• Song
• Parody

[JimmyNothing]

Pull your schlong

From her rear gash

Then give your love a brown moustache

Dirty Sanchez

Kiss her neck

And hold her braids

Then whisper to her, "I've got AIDS"

And try to hold on

Rodeo

[JimmyNothing]

Lyrics... I feel each drop Upon my brow Water me like a young flower Golden Shower I feel her arse muscles bunch It must have been that Donkey Punch Spit on her back So she thinks you're done She turns around you splash her with your cum The Houdini (BRIDGE) And it's my mission To try every position Even the ones that make me sick Kick her so She jumps high Then jizz in her left eye The pirate (Angry pirate) (Continued....)