Blueshirt State of Mind

I've wanted to do this since the song came out in 2009. Finally this year I had the chance. Thanks again to all those involved. Ribbons!

Lyrics:

Crack of dawn wake-up 'cause I gotta dry my hair.
Yes I got my khakis on, won't see no wrinkles there.
Rockin comfy sneakers, don't need no blisters.
Throwin on a longsleeve to cover up my skin wear.

Back behind the reg desk, working through the alphabet.
Up walks a Swedish guy, can't get through the accent
Don't know if it's Gor-an or if it's Yoran.
"Could you please write it out, or do you have a passport!?"

Working on the Shuttle team, waiting for a shuttle bus
Freezing cold at 6am, choking on the toxic fumes.
They droppin off they luggage, this year it's not outside.
Lady tries to tip me but I gotta de-ny.

They waiting for the keynote, fillin up the portico.
Have to build a human wall, can't let them get through.
Bodies in every seat, Howard's got this down now.
Gotta be quiet, it's time to start the show.

[CHORUS]
At the forum, tile and carpet go on forever.
Never say never, you're now a blueshirt.
One week a year it will define you.
Can't let it break you, let's hear it for Blueshirt, Blueshirt, Blueshiiirrrrtss.

Behind the desk at onsite, makin' the corrections.
Gotta tell these people not to use the their capslock.
Closing out the sessions and taking all the payments.
Network's down again? David what's the password!?

What you need some handouts? Print room got you covered.
Copier rocking steady, printers going crazy.
Ya we've got internet but please take a hint:
Don't be checkin email or shoppin for christmas gifts

Screen isn't working, sessions gonna start late.
Walk up like a boss and Toggle Function F8.
Attendees are freezing, radio for more heat.
Roomcheckers walking 20 miles, gonna have some sore feet.

Maureen's never nervous, Don has his handkerchief.
Eric is a Navy Seal, Michael J Fox is here?
Guide on your iPhone, Books on the internet.
Picture of Health Care, people are excited to be...

[CHORUS]

Judy Kalman's gone now, still got the massagers,
Blueshirts got their clip boards, so we can be ballers.
Greetin on the floor now, directing attendees.
Back Alanta/Boston, Ya go f#$% the Yankees.



Attendees get a box lunch filled with disappointment,
But we eat at Hawks Landing, Can you pass Grey Poupon?
They putting up they storyboards, you'd think it was gold leaf.
Right through the exhibit hall, Fly honeys playin' Wii

Today might be over, but I'm gonna hang out.
be it at high velocity or down at the grotto.
The table orders spritzies, but I want a yeungling.
Now I gotta decide, 22 or 16?

Birds in Solaris, Lobby Bar is always on.
Can't afford Mikado, Rest in peace Champions
Burgers at the Food Court, long live Starbucks
Long live Velocity, I'm definitely in blue...

[CHORUS]

[BRIDGE]
One hand in the air for the World Center
Breakfast with bacon is always better.
No place in the world that could compare,
Put your ribbons in the air,
Everybody say yeah yeah yeah yeah

[CHORUS]

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Blueshirt
• toggle
• function
• F8

[asaakp]

Great Video