Texas can Suck IT! Suck it hard.

Apparently I hate Texas. If you are from Texas, don't take any of this to heart, I was just bullshitting about nothing, so if your from Texas, I have nothing wrong with you.

This is actually going to get aired on local TV, yah!

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[luckiswhathappens]

wow. I'm sure you've never been to Texas. The death penalty isn't "for no reason" they are people that kill families, commit hanus crimes etc. California has a 3 strikes policy, talk about general stupidity. WE SMOKE NICE SPLIFFS TOO BTW. The drinking age used to be 18 idiot. What are you 15? 16 years old? I love Cali & Texas.

[HoneyGrahamEx]

Been to Texas. Hanus Crimes? Lol. Have you seen what they consider to be hanus crimes? Things that aren't even that horrible. Bad - yes. Worthy of death? Probably not.

I know California has a 3 strikes policy. Its nor stupid either. Its not like someone commits murder, then gets back out on the streets, only with 1 more strike. They still can go to jail for life. Idiot. I don't smoke pot. I'm not 15 or 16, but honestly? That is a compliment to me, so I appreciate it. Cali ftw!

[KristieC901]

OMFG

u r so worng i live in texas and the reason why we drive slow is we have people that arent afraid 2 drive a big car I mean common! the death pentalty is bigger cuz DUH it da biggest dame state! here men r men not some gay guys who r rich and stupid!

live in Texas

people there dont hate where u come from so Dont Mess With Texas

or fuck of a bridge!

[HoneyGrahamEx]

So... real men are poor and smart?

That makes no sense you idiotic retard. Someone who is rich, is usually smart. Clearly you are indeed from Texas.

I guess I'll go fuck of a bridge? (BTW! Its fuck OFF a bridge, not fuck OF a bridge. God damn your an idiot)

[coletayl]

I was born in the most liberal state in America, Oregon, and now I live in Texas and I love it. Texas is fucking awesome, just try to relax and deal with it.....and by the way, Graham, the drinking age is 21 because 18-21 year olds have the most deaths in alcohol related car crashes

[HoneyGrahamEx]

If you research statistics in other countries, since clearly you do for the US... you will notice that they aren't nearly as high in other countries where the drinking age is lower.

There is a reason for that.

[Southtexaspb]

6 people are awesome :D ,12 people can kiss my ass D:< !!!!!

[nellac10]

@jobedied u r fucking stupid

[nellac10]

fuck off you stupid dick, where the fuck are you from i bet it sucks ass you aren't even funny you are just fucking stupid!

[piman314159265358979]

Texans aren't bad people, I've met some good ones (though they've moved out of the state). But the state as a whole, and it's government, are totally stupid, look at the statistics regarding education and health, it's depressing.

[roscoe85cj]

Nah, what we're tired of is Barack O'BlahBlah packing OUR Whitehouse with self-proclaimed communists and sucking union labor's dick ! Fuck you code pink pussy farts !

[sean01011]

Santa Cruz is the most patriotic city in America... where as Texas is the least... Texas only has big chain mega stores and foreign owned restaurants. Santa Cruz hates big stores, and the city gov actually cares about a local economy.

[jobedied]

The truth of texas was revealed in the movie Broke Back Mountain cowboys have now been brought down to earth where they belong. The only problem is I hope gay folks can tolerate all the cowboys who will not come out of the closet. This is totally dishonest and anti American. Hope texans can come to terms with the fact they are un American because of there refusal to be honest about their gay sexuality.

[pugppgug]

grow up

[alk3x182]

Um. what?