Dianetics book scientology commercial
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This commercial was played over and over back in 88 or 89 and I hated it. There was not a break between shows without this damned commercial. I ended up reading lies about Scientology and L Hubbard name came up and said to myself "this is the guy that wrote that volcano with lava book."
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Don't forget about the table of contents, it's more abrasive than other pages, allowing a good scrub for whatever debris is clinging to your ass hair (pepper, corn, etc.). Good stuff!
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I remember seeing that commercial as a kid and i was like wtf is that?
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what a good waste of animation
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@1976Nicomedia When does Jesus Christ cure kids who have cancer?
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Too bad they did not show Xenu's DC-8 without engines ascending away from the volcano.
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ill never watch will smith or tom cruise movies after this
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i remember being only 7 and seeing this video,i even thought then it was awesome,makes sense.
i like some Scientology ideas but wouldnt join them and pay hella money,id just read the books and apply them accordingly.....
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The only thing of DIANETICS that appealed to me, was the background music and erupting volcano in its commercial!
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And what did Jesus Christ tell us? "False Prophets will come, Pay attention! Never believe them!"
Dianetics really helped me out of a jam once. I was on a date one evening and just as things were getting intimate w/ my gal, the clam chowder I had earlier started disagreeing with my stomach. THANKFULLY, I had a copy of Dianetics w/ me and used certain pages to clean my ass when I excused myself to go shit in the woods. Highly recommend pages 8, 19, and 121. Thank you L. Ron Hubbard!
billyburger 4 years ago 26
the "autobiography" page about L. Ron Hubbard was actually printed on a softer sheet of paper, allowing his face to gather far more fecal matter than i was expecting. therefore i strongly recommend that page as well.
mcsboarder 4 years ago 12