glasgow tour bus

glasgow tour guide

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• glasgow
• east
• tour
• guide
• alternative
• funny
• comedy
• scottish
• humour
• parkhead
• blackhill
• duke
• street
• riddrie

[emeliUK]

haha that was amazing glaswegians are awesome

[kazthebitch]

pure class :):)

[101Smileyz]

@emeliUK  yeah we are

[RubenTurtle]

Please. Whats the name of the song?

[ahawnt]

"Hi there, and welcome aboard the Glasgow eastside scene tour bus

My name is Aggie Bagwash and I'm your guide for today.

Any questions, keep to yourself.

[ahawnt]

Please refrain from hanging outside of the bus or feeding the people.

We are going like the clappers because we're going to be traveling through some of the 'more cultured' areas of Glasgow.

Now approaching Black Hills, keep your heads down for the next 5 seconds.

[ahawnt]

If you look to the side of the road you will notice the Black Hill psycopaths,

Name's Joe McGue and he should only be approached with a cattle prod.

If you look to the left you will notice Glasgow's infamous Bar Hill,

[ahawnt]

My [friend] Nick is in there for armed robbery but we've not got enough time to go into that one just now.

We are now heading downhill through Rigby,

Passengers are advised to use this time to draw in as much clean air as possible.

[ahawnt]

Coming up on your left is Haghill;

Haghill was given this name based on the quality of female available in the area.

Taking of pictures here is ill-advised as lenses cannot be replaced.

[ahawnt]

Now heading on to Dennistoun where Lulu was raised;

Lots of people wonder where the name originated from

But I say it's because she's the height of [dubbed/cut]

[ahawnt]

Ship building is what put Glasgow on the map

But for the east it was Barrowland Market ...

But we will have to leave that to another day as the driver just went the wrong way.

[ahawnt]

Up ahead is the Forge retail park, and if you need any souveniers get your orders in now,

And wee Bobby will get you a 'five-finger' discount

Now at Parkhead, if yow witness any murders, keep it to yourself an nobody will get hurt.