I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Lyrics:
I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Gazing deep into each other's eyes
I could tell that something wasn't right

On the night that Santa came
With his reindeer and his sleigh
That was the night that I found out
That Santa Claus was ...*cough*...sorry

As I sat there watching silently
I saw Saint Nick and daddy start to dance
Then before I knew what happened next
Jolly old Saint Nick ripped off his pants!


On the night that Santa came
With his reindeer and his sleigh
That was the night that I found out
That Santa Claus was...

Late that night under the Christmas tree
I saw my dad reach out and touch Chris Kringle's sack...of toys!
Then he got down on his hands and knees
A new disgusting kind of Christmas joy


On the night that Santa came
With his reindeer and his sleigh
That was the night that I found out
That daddy wasn't straight!

Now all my sister wanted was a furby
And all my mother needed was Martha Stewart
The complete first season on
DVD
For me some power rangers would have been enough
But all that daddy wanted was to have his stocking suffed!
...he's got a big package for you...

We wrote this song a few years ago and thought this would be a good time to share it with the world. Any questions or concerns that you don't want to post on youtube email to bloodsweatandjello@hotmail.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christmas
• Parody
• Song
• Funny
• Blood
• Sweat
• Jello
• Schares
• Dierks

[BloodSweatandJello]

More videos will be coming very shortly jahnemann!

[mermaidgirl1987]

This is Jared. That one guy, darkcrazyemoboy, is mean and I don't like him. You're mean darkcrazyemoboy.

[Projectionist101]

good stuff

[TREEVVV5000]

THATS MY MOM!

[kitiowa]

Absolutely FABULOUS

[jen8933]

i used to hear the little x-mas song and think---if my dad saw my mom kissing santa claus he'd murder both of them.

[codyinclover]

i heard this on the bob and tom show lol

[stephaniexyz]

there are many different versions of this song man o__O

[ProudToBeNinja]

you guys are awesome, i taught my self this song i liked it so much, don't think i got the chord progression right though I've been doing a C Em Am G7 with the strum pattern in the beginning but it looks like your using a bar B chord in there if you could I'd like to figure it out but if not no hard feelings. 5 stars, + 1 subscriber.

[YourToastIsBurnt]

So silllyyyyyy.

[screengurl2007]

omg your voice is so dreamy

[sassychartermonkey94]

this is so funny! lol

[TurboXGen]

hehe i know where u got that song from...most of the words are changed....but its very good :)