Vlog 13: Friday the 13th

I am SO frustrated right now...I left this video uploading at 1 PM today and luckily got back on at 10:30 tonight, because I wasn't going to check this tonight. But just like Somecallmejim said, when you get a comedian account your director status is cleared. It's sucks that I had to speed up half my vlog to make it fit and had to cut out some stuff as well. Also, it sucks to post a Friday the 13th vlog at 11 PM of that day. But I hope that you all enjoy this...

We talk about the Childs Play DVD collections, my favorite scary movies, 5 ways to keep yourself safe from slasher villians, we stop a myth, and HUGE NEWS about my life.

Here is my Friday the 13th vlog. Thank you all for watching, you are all fantastic.

Now as a added bonus below this is one of my short poems that I wrote a few years ago. This goes along with the whole "Theme" of the vlog. When I write it tends to be the dark side of me and is very rarely comical. Let me know what you think...

::WARNING::
::THIS IS NOT A LIGHT POEM::
::READ AT YOUR OWN RISK::

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There is a man
Standing in the reflection of the TV
Looking at himself
His life stands still
Nothing is real
Knife gripped tightly in his right hand
A one-man band
A wrecking crew

Someone lying on the floor
By the couch there are two more
One in the bedroom
The last in the shower
Overhead is a slowly rotating ceiling fan
This was a well-executed plan
He is breathing very deep
The five on the ground in eternal sleep

Sun peeking through the window
Curtains almost fully drawn
It's just now the crack of dawn
There is blood dripping off the knife
There is blood dripping off his life
Shirt is covered
So is his face
It's all over the place
The wall
The table
The sofa
The mantle
The picture of a family of seven
It's even on the ceiling
His mind is reeling

The phone rings
And rings
And rings
But I can't move
I'm lying at his feet
Covered in my moms
My sisters
And brothers blood
Not sure why he has sparred me
But for that I am glad
Although I can never again call him Dad

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[latinatinkforever]

ok?

[insaneshayne]

Exactly!

[steel5678]

ooooooooooK this reminds me of my old self this guy needs 2 get out there and change his genre 2 action and comedy and for get the whole horror thing, plus get an emo or goth lady

[insaneshayne]

Haha

[drummingthing]

7:15 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLL­LLLLLL i really lol!! umm the wax house sucks!

[insaneshayne]

Thanks at 7:15 and you are right!

[bboyjohn101]

damn... I watched this shit four years ago when i was a freshman in highschool. brings back memories

[ccaebutuoyym]

man you're awesome

[theactionfilmz]

hey every horror fan, im making a friday the 13th mini series, coming to my channel november 1st, for more information check out the trailer.....hope u enjoyy

[pielol123]

omg I LOVE SAW!

[fgh3954]

I love horro movies two but the trillagy that was scary and awesome would be the chukcy movies! My favorite was childsplay2 so much deaths and lots of action. Having chucky in you're basement is everyones fear.

[phenom825]

what do you think about the remake of friday the 13th coming out feb 13 2009

[tina10777]

The movie that scared me was Pet Cemertary. The first one. The part that I couldnt watch was when the little boy came back and cut that guy in the leg and was coming after him.

[cloe212]

hey i like goosebumps

[cloe212]

horable just horable its friday the 13th right now and that mask is a hocky mask