ELFIS Story part 5 - I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer

Funny Christmas Song twisted parody about a roadkill reindeer performed by ELFIS. Made famous by Bob River on Dr. Demento. Lyrics by Bob Rivers, music by Richard Storrs Willis

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ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.

LYRICS: I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer

I came upon a roadkill deer
A sorrowful sight to behold
He lay upon the highway's edge
His body was stiff and cold

I bet he never saw the car
Careening through the snow
The lights shone brightly in his eyes
And then they laid him low

I came upon a roadkill deer
And lifted him off the road
We'll all enjoy a Christmas feast
Of Bambi sloppy joes

Be careful of those gravel bits
They really get stuck in your teeth
We'll place the antlers from his head
Upon our holiday wreath

I came upon a roadkill deer
A sorrowful sight to behold
He gave his all to bring good cheer
As bumper mistletoe

Category:

Music

Tags:

• christmas
• santa
• claus
• comedy
• elf
• elfis
• elvis
• funny
• parodies
• parody
• roadkill
• reindeer
• song
• twisted

[GrigoriZhukov]

8 people have a sense of humor...one person was posting drunk and hit the wrong button.

[jfulton9]

too funny!

[TheAlmostBROS]

Sick!!