Eben Brooks: My Boss' Office

Eben Brooks performing "My Boss' Office" at Lestat's Coffeehouse on June 21st, 2008. This song was inspired by the Dilbert comic strip.
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MY BOSS' OFFICE
Copyright © 2008 by Eben Brooks

My boss' office has a wrap-around view of the bay
My boss' office has a computer that's build like a Cray
That he only uses for e-mail
Or occasionally to check his stock portfolio
He watches his ill-gotten gains continue to grow
And all I know is that I want my boss' office

My boss' office doesn't have any books or files
My boss' office has a desk that goes on for miles
In every direction
Spotless and empty, just like what's between his ears
Polished to a glossy shine that's better than the bathroom mirrors
And if it takes me years, I'm gonna get my boss' office

My boss' office has a wet-bar that's fully stocked
My boss' office; the liquor cabinet is always locked
Whenever I go in there
When he's out to lunch or off on a trip to Tokyo
I take in the atmosphere; it's better than a TV show
And all I know is that I want my boss' office

Dilbert created by Scott Adams, Copyright © 1989-2008 by United Feature Syndicates and United Media

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[Leoso2]

Excellent voice, wonderful guitar.

I hope you come here to Buenos Aires (Argentina) some day!

Nice work sir

[ebenbrooks]

Thank you very much. I can't say when we'll be in that area, but I'm sure someday we will be. :D

[Holygiant]

I love this song! In fact, I love all of your songs. They always have some sort of relateable meaning implemented in them.

[ebenbrooks]

Thank you! That's a wonderful compliment! :D

[CrazyAces53]

1st Comment =)

Nice song anywere i can download it

[ebenbrooks]

If it isn't already up on my Monthly Bootleg, it will be soon. You can find a link in the video description to my website, and the monthly bootleg is a link in the left column.