A love song about Anne Hathaway.
Or at least, about words that rhyme with her name.
http://www.jamestinniswood.com.au
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ANNE
Theres a woman that I love and I know that shes the one for me
Yet she doesnt know that I exist
But I know that we were meant to be
In my dreams, she is there
Did I mention in my dreams, she is there? (yeah)
We are riding on a silver unicorn (through space!)
With the moonlight shining in her hair
Shes a very special kind of girl
But shes on the other side of the world
I know if I pray just as hard as I can
She love me too
Coz shell say she loves me too
Coz Im in love with
Anne Hathaway
Im in love with Anne Hathaway
I could be your man Hathaway
Thats my plan Hathaway
I swear to you that Im your biggest fan Hathaway
Yes, its so true, youre my fantasy
One day it will be me and Anne
Anne and me
I saw Princess Diaries one and two, but I thought they were flawed
Because I just couldnt buy you
Being cast as an ugly broad
I thought Brokeback was a masterful film, but it still hurt
Because I just couldnt buy Jake Gyllenhaal
Cheatin on you with Heath Ledger
You were perfectly cast in Get Smart
I know The Devil Wears Prada by heart
That doesnt mean Im gay, Ill just say
By the way, youre okay, may I say?
Anyway, youre okay
Anne Hathaway
For breakfast, Id fry you up some eggs in a pan Hathaway
Do you have an Aunt Hathaway
Called Jan Hathaway?
Its just I knew a Jan who drove a minivan, Hathaway
Who looked like you, but maybe I was wrong
And if by chance Hathaway that I married someone else
I would put it in a pre-nup
Which was drafted up and lawyer-ed
The marriage wont be voided
If we met and then we hooked up
And our love will be protected by laws
I shall call it the Hathaway Clause
Its a chance, Hathaway, at romance, Hathaway,
I dont just want to get into your pants Hathaway
But Id like to
Because
Im your man Hathaway (Anne Hathaway)
Ill be your man, Hathaway (Anne Hathaway)
Your last boyfriend was a conman, Hathaway (Anne Hathaway)
I have a good insurance plan, Hathaway (Anne Hathaway)
Im not in the Ku Klux Klan Hathaway (Anne Hathaway)
Do you like to listen to Steely Dan, Hathaway? (Anne Hathaway)
Bar bar bar Barbara Ann Hathaway (Anne Hathaway)
If we were Muslim, we could read from the Koran Hathaway (Anne Hathaway)
If you were in the hospital, Id be there to change your bedpan Hathaway (Anne Hathaway)
Let me take your hand Hathaway
Understand, Hathaway
We could buy a house and move to Pakistan, Hathaway
Or Iran, Hathaway, or Japan, Hathaway
Together, we could trek across Sudan, Hathaway
In a van Hathaway, well be tanned Hathaway
At the beach, well kiss and make love in the sand Hathaway
Youll get pregnant and your belly will expand Hathaway
Well be happy
But if you dont like me that-a-way
Well, I guess thats okay *sniff*
Ill see you further down the road of life someday
But until then
Ill just write songs for Natalie Portman
Yeah, Natalie Portman (Hathaway)
Or Scarlett Johannson
Shes got big cans, Hathaway
LOL... YOUR VERY TALENTED M8.
gobz10 3 years ago
Cheers mate. :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Haha that was golden I can't believe I didn't see this till now
This deserves a feature
dctcool 3 years ago
:D Thanks dude!
almostfamous83 3 years ago
You are hilarity in it's purest form. :)
mindlessponderer 3 years ago
I'm actually only about 60% hilarity. I'm also 20% musical, 10% pathos and 40% bad adding up of percentages.
almostfamous83 3 years ago 3