Crazy Voicemail

A guy is calling to set up a time to fight my boyfriend. I have only met him one time and he was so annoying i told him i had a boyfriend so he would leave me alone. Then he calls me and leaves this message regarding the fight with my "boyfriend."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• voicemail
• crazy
• guy
• answering
• machine
• fight
• boyfriend
• message

[SamWatson2008]

Whoa easy tiger. First of all she this particular young man called for an extenuating amount of months after being asked to stop. My friend met him at a photography conference she was speaking at in Barne's and Noble and had a cup of coffee with him, long before there was ever a "boyfriend" in the picture. He seemed like a nice guy but then became obnoxious, pushy and salker-ish ... (new word of the day.)

why are you so angry at life anyway chick?

[SamWatson2008]

"Hey Stephanie, listen, I've got school in then morning and I'm gonna shoe six horses, it's a lot of work and then uh, I'll be back in Midland. And uh, why don't you set up that little a** kicking tournament. I think you will be sadly disappointed my friend. I think you are very attracted to me, and it bothers you. ...... I am very intelligent, I'm very hot, and I can kick a**. I have a black belt in Judo, and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I can punch and kick, and I am awesome in a clench!

[SamWatson2008]

Set me up with tha Mother F***er. I am only 6 foot and I only weigh 185, so we'll see what happens. So put your money where your mouth is and uh, I'm rich, I'll put my money where my mouth is and I'll WIIIIN!!! I have a lot of friends who are cops in Midland, and firefighters, and it really doesn't matter, I'll f**k anybody up who steps in my way. So why don't you make that happen for me. What an insurmountable, treacherous predicament...look those words up later, it just is what it is. BYE.- "

[kaliyuta]

i dunno sam. i mean I've been the victim of way crazier voice mail messages.If in fact you had a boy friend why would you give this guy your number to begin with?