The Italian man who went to Malta talked by an english engine

I dont know why youtube cannot "recognize" my whole video, just download High-Quality version if u are interested in

The famous gag was talked by an english engine! lol


The Italian man who went to Malta

One (a) day I'm gonna to Malta to a big hotel.
In the morning, I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I wanna two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She said: "Go to the toilet !!"
I said: "You don't understand!!
I wanna two pieces on my plate."
She said: "You'd better not piss on the plate !!You son of a bitch !!"
I don't even know the lady and she called me the son of the beach??!!

Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork.
I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
She tells me : "Everyone wanna the fuck !!"
I tell her: "You don't undertsand!! I wanna the fork on the table."
She said : "You'd better not fuck on the table!! You son a bitch !!"

So I go back to my room in the hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed.
I called the manager and tell him: "I wanna the sheet."
He tells me: "To go to the toilet !!"
I said: "You don't understand!! I wanna the sheet on my bed !!"
He said: "You'd better not shit on the bed!! You son of a bitch !!"
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!!"
I said: "Piss on you, too!! You're the son of beach!!" I'm going back to Italy!

Watch in High-Quality:
http://www.adrive.com/public/1237d6fb599e395eec75cd3ffd40da85332d5a5543f0d014...

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[lwokcalb]

what english software you used?

[Kyithios]

Killed it.

[rkasi23]

thats not funny at all