Drew Pickles Linguistics Study

Attaching the original transcript, which can be even funnier than hearing it.

A hingur dingur dingur. Pree vet. Moya e mah Droo Peekles and today I am koink to try to spik hrussian. When you get to the awff eas let me no. I vill make shore to you till eyes the gray tist amount off souns eemagin uh bull. Thees ees chust a leet el axe scent. Do not worry too much. I vill doo whatever ees een my power too try too get theese words co-rect. I em sorry, because my eenglish is not very good. Where Ken I get ey chob? Quo shent and tan chent are eem port ihnt parts of math e mat teecks. Vhy are you loooking at me in theese vay lyke I am stoopeed? I promeese you that I only cayre about thee sex. Zu loose are Af ree kehns. I hoep you are haveeng an em you sing tyme liss in ning to mee. Now awl I ken say ees, bak, that vuhs svell.

Oi you! Is Bri'ish Drew Pik'uhls ear, and oy want t'no wheh the fish n' chips stand ease! Oy'm eh Cock knee, so yi speeque with eh law'uh pawses. Oy hope yoo can ee en understand me loike this.

I am the much maw elegant Droo end sophisticated intillectshually. You praw bubbbly donut no't butt aye em go wing a whey. I hohpe this cawnvinced you at least a little.

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