How To Make Pickup and Hookup Lines
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So when can I eat you out? … Uhh sorry sorry, I mean take you out to eat?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
My penis bitch get naked
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@catsarebomb 69 likes XD
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My Question for you o wise teacher is how do get a girl you just met to shut the Hell up!!! Your pick-lines are extraordinary but I still prefer to knock her in the back of the neck and drag her back to my cave. All these young ladies talk to me about are their dysfunctional family so they are lonely-sad condition and want to have sex with everybody.
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You can throw your hot dog down my hallway.
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Hey, wanna fuck?
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@adukes891 Do you work at Avanti's, because your giving me a gondola (a 3ft long sandwich)
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nice shoes, wanna f***?
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nice shoes, wanna fu*k?
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nice shoes, wanna fu*k?
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because have sex with me
catsarebomb 4 days ago 74
Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I love tits
Tits.
MrShapoopie 2 days ago 46