Guy Gets "Cat Blocked" By Best Friend - LoadedQuestions.com

YouTube star Eric Schwartz, aka Smooth-E, gets "cat blocked" by his best friend in this music video recounting his experience playing "Loaded Questions." Don't forget to film your experiences and post them here as video responses. And buy your game now at http://www.loadedquestions.com You'll never look at your friends the same way again.

Produced by http://www.comedy.com
Written, performed and produced by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E (http://www.SmoothE.tv)
Filmed and directed by Snehal Patel (http://www.FearlessProductions.tv)

CAST
Eric/Jacob - Eric Schwartz
Marian - Lisa Schwartz
Anthony - Ramsey Moore
Cat - Foley

Lighting - Tom Myrdahl
5D Camera provided by Canon
Lenses provided by Zeiss & Canon
Rig provided by RedRockMicro
Monitor provided by Marshall Electronics
Media provided by HoodmanUSA

Special thanks to Fletcher Murray and Alicyn Packard
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LYRICS

I was with my friends playing this game called Loaded Questions. These questions are loaded, man! They contain information you may or may not wanna know

[CHORUS]
THESE LOADED QUESTIONS GOT ME GUESSIN, WHAT DIRT WILL GET LEARNT ABOUT MY FRIENDS THIS SESSION? THESE LOADED QUESTIONS
GOT ME GUESSIN, START THE SESSION..DROP THE FIRST QUESTION:

OK, QUESTION 1: WHAT'S YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
THE ANSWERS WERE ABOUT TO KNOCK MY WORLD OFF BALANCE. ONE OF US CAN MAKE OUR STOMACH GROWL ON COMMAND...ONE CAN TIE A CHERRY STEM WITHOUT USING THEIR HANDS...ONE KNOWS HOW TO DATE FIVE GIRLS AT A TIME...AND ONE OF US KNOWS HOW TO SPIT SOME REAL HOT RHYMES
THE FIRST ANSWER? IT WAS ANTHONY AND TO PROVE IT, HE MADE HIS BELLY SOUND ALL PANTHERY (GROWL)

THE CHERRY STEM? THAT WAS MARIAN
NOW, THAT'S THE KINDA GIRL THAT I WANNA BE MARRYIN'. BUT SHE'S TAKEN BY MY OTHER FRIEND, JACOB WHO JUST REVEALED HE'S THE FIVE LADY PLAYER--BREAK UP! SHE STARTED CURSIN' HIM, CAUSE HE WAS FIVE-TIMIN' HER
BUT I'VE BEEN EYIN' HER, SO I SPIT SOME FRESH RHYMES AT HER.

OOH! LOADED QUESTIONS, JUICY LIKE A BERRY
BARTENDER, TWO SHIRLEY TEMPLES, AND DON'T FORGET THE CHERRIES.

[CHORUS]
THESE LOADED QUESTIONS GOT ME GUESSIN, WHAT DIRT WILL GET LEARNT ABOUT MY FRIENDS THIS SESSION? THESE LOADED QUESTIONS GOT ME GUESSIN', WILL IT END UP IN A LAUGH OR A BOLD CONFESSION?

NOW THAT JACOB'S GONE, LET'S CONTINUE THE GAME: QUESTION 2: WHAT'S GUARANTEED TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE?

ONE OF US SAID FOOD (GROWL)
ONE OF US SAID KITTENS (MEOW)
AND, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? ONE OF US SAID TIED CHERRY STEMS.
YES, MY LADY. OUR FATE, IS WRITTEN
BUT THEN, JACOB COMES BACK IN WITH A BAG FULL OF KITTENS?!
ARE YOU KIDDIN? THIS IS BAD LUCK
I'VE BEEN SHOT DOWN BEFORE,
BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN CAT BLOCKED
I THOUGHT I MADE A MATCH
BUT YOUR EX STEALS A CAT AND SHE TAKES TIGER WOODS BACK?
YO, I'M A GOOD CATCH. THIS GIRL IS MENTAL.
I SAT BACK AND DROWNED MY SORROWS IN SHIRLEY TEMPLES

ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR ANTHONY'S GASTROINTESTINE (GROWL)
JUST TWO TRUE FRIENDS PLAYING LOADED QUESTIONS
OK, QUESTION 3: WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE?
ANTHONY ANSWERS ME: I INTRODUCED YOUR SISTER TO JAKE.

What?
He bought me a sandwich, what was I supposed to do?
Not eat it! Yeah, right.

[CHORUS]
THESE LOADED QUESTIONS
GOT ME GUESSIN
WHAT DIRT WILL GET LEARNT
ABOUT MY FRIENDS THIS SESSION? THESE LOADED QUESTIONS
GOT ME GUESSIN
WILL IT END UP IN A LAUGH OR A BOLD CONFESSION?

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[LoadedQuestionsGame]

This video is pure brilliance. It makes me want to simultaneously buy Loaded Questions and buy more Loaded Questions.

[MyWordizBond]

good work

[dayajotnirmal]

smart cat

[N45HcH]

He bought me a sandwich, what was I supposed to do? - Not eat it? - Yeah right. *MUNCH

[lacostemedia]

ERIC IS THE BOMB I ALWAYS SEE HIM ON TV!!!!!! !!! the whole company loves eric!!!!!

[lacostemedia]

what are you hes sister?!?!?!!?!?!

[mylesbenandjustin]

@3qjgnk lol, oops, thats what i meant, wrong gerard butler movie

[kurtfruge123]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[3qjgnk]

@mylesbenandjustin naw but i think hes the fat guy in Gamer

[mylesbenandjustin]

Isnt anthony in law abiding citizen?

[suburbanhomeboy]

@MrIronviking Thanks!