Help! Santa Has Alzheimer's Disease

http://www.byteland.org/santasworkshop.html


Hi everybody! Santa needs your help! You may have heard about global warming, which is melting the Arctic icecap. This is due in large part to the world's population explosion. There are now over 6.8 billion people and ever second that number is increasing. Well, this makes it very difficult for Santa to deliver gifts to everyone in the world in a single night, even given the magical powers of Santa's flying sleigh.

I met up with Santa in Alaska. He has had to relocate his factory, given the impending doom of the Arctic icecap. If you go to the north pole now you will find nothing, as those few explorers who have ventured there have found. Santa's work shop is located in Alaska at a non-disclosed location. This is a very modern facility, but even with its many improvements and innovations Santa needs your help. After all, he is getting older and something most people don't know, is that Santa has Alzheimer's disease. So he has to check his list twice, three times, four times ... and then start all over again, as by the time he is done he has forgotten everything.
It has just become too much for Santa to handle Christmas. So he has delegated authority to an army of elves or Santa's helpers. This has actually been going on for some time now, as you will see Santa's helpers when you visit any mall at Christmas time. However, Santa now employs a select commission of on-line elver, called cyber elves. I am on the Board of Directors of the Cyber Elves Commission and authorized to commission Santa's Helpers.
If you would like to be a Santa's Helper, please contact me. Here is what you have to do. Make your own, original Christmas design. This may say "Merry Christmas," "Happy Holidays," "Joyous Noel," "Peace on Earth," "Ho! Ho! Ho!," or any other Christmas slogan. Then post your designs on gifts and apparel and send me the link to your shop or website where people can buy the products. I will post the link in the Santa's Workshop site at http://www.byteland.org/santasworkshop.html
That's all you have to do. You will make a commission when people buy your Christmas gifts and apparel. You can use this to buy Christmas presents or donate it to charity. Plus, this will relieve Santa of much stress, strain and pressure. The more people who do this, then the easier it will be for Santa to make Christmas happen.
I recommend that everyone who wants to be a Santa's Helper make a Christmas shop and/or gifts and apparel. I recommend using CafePress to host your site. Join today by clicking this link http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/storeref.aspx?refby=bytelandart
Everyone is also asked to make a video showing their original Christmas or Holiday Season designs. Please post a video reply showing your original Christmas designs and you can link to your website, shop, emporium in your description. This will make it easier for everyone to see your original Christmas creations. Everyone may participate. You can make Christmas, New Years, Elf, Reindeer, Santa or other Holiday Season gifts and apparel. And this promotion will continue all year long! That way come next Christmas season, Santa will have even less work to do!
So everybody, please join Santa's Helpers today. Start making your Christmas Season gifts and apparel. Post your related videos wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and showing off your work. Send me your links so I can post them. In return you may link to Santa's Workshop gallery at http://www.cafepress.com/bytelandart/532005
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

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[goneviral69]

Santa Claus has Alzheimer's disease and needs everyone to help by making gifts and apparel that can be purchased on-line. Please, help Santa! Thanks! :-)

[Harp63640]

Santa DID not build a new factory he had to lay off elfs..He has also been hit by the poor economany..So kids will not get much this year from Christmas..My dad told me so e heard it on the news an radio..

[mjat89]

santa aint rael

[jbell92]

Do you have long hair? lol

I've always wondered what your hair looks like, you should make a video without your bandanna! lol