Max Knight KO II

Thief takes a poke of the hero... She leaves of cart of supermarket!!

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  Film & Animation

[punkcaballero]

what a jerk! he just hit a hottie!!!

[Michael Patzer]

Anyone know where I can find this movie?

[Marshall McDowell]

completely covering a comically unconscious and feisty, funnily food-filled female felon. end of villainess.

[Marshall McDowell]

then marked out that last part and wrote under that, "Tata for now!" and another empty sign upon which she wrote, "Just Got Served!!!" and then said, "Oh well, at least, I got the silver this time!" Right after she says this, the silver platter cover falls right on her head, knocking her out and fully unconscious, smiling with a cross-eyed, rather weird, silly type of a smile, laying down and facing up, and when the cover hit her head, it bounced up flipped 360, and rested on the silver...

[Marshall McDowell]

quickly loosening itself from the hook and even more quickly unraveling as the rope simply shot itself right to the ceiling and then causing the silver platter cover to slowly, at first, but then with rapidly increasing speed and with exponentially increasing power, fall straight down from the ceiling. Looking up, she realized what was happening, so, like Wile E. Coyote, she quickly grabbed a nearby empty sign and a marker, wrote the word, "Good bye, all! See you next time! Tatas for now!"

[Marshall McDowell]

in a fit, and kept laughing at her scene, as this whole thing quite simply and very easily the craziest thing that had ever happened to her. The vibrations of the mechanical statues, along with the endless shaking from the tables, caused a nearby heavy box to fall upon an archer's foot, causing her to fire the arrow without looking at where she had shot the sharp arrow, which launched from its bow straight toward the end of rope [tied around the hook], which it cut, causing the rope to untie,

[Marshall McDowell]

Looking closely, she saw that the rope reached from it's end., all the way up to the ceiling, and the other end of the rope was tied to part of some weird sort of enormous, silver, shiny, half-oval shaped ... thing. She guessed there was some kind of handle that the rope was tied to. It took about four minutes of thought to realize that the "thing" was the cover to the silver platter upon which she was lying down. This was just too much for her and she hit the platter with her knees and fists,

[Marshall McDowell]

accidentally pushing the needle in even further, and so forth. Then, after using each tool each ball, and each piece of sporting equipment, in each hand, he would simply turn himself off and stop. Halfway through this simultaneous front and back beating, she laughed and looked forward, and she saw the end of a very long piece of rope, [with that end of the rope at twenty feet in front of where she was currently,] tied around a hook that's part of some kind of post, forty feet in front of her.

[Marshall McDowell]

in each hand. Then, after each time he finished using one thing, he would move on to the next thing. Since he was behind her, all of his actions were on her butt, even pushing the trank even further inward in the process, emptying her mind even more clearly and even easier. The balls would bounce off her ass, the hammer would hit her butt, he would use a golf ball on the tranquilizer [like a tee], and swing at it, missing it occasionally, for a while, and then hitting the ball, but...

[Marshall McDowell]

he would either twist, squeeze, swing, pull, push, roll, scoop, bounce and catch, throw and catch, hit, toss and catch, kick, turn, tighten, swat, yank, mash, and otherwise use [in whatever way the particular tool, ball, or piece of sporting equipment was spec. used] [with what he was using at the time], [at, to, or by] whatever or whoever happened to be in front of the statue at that time. The statue would also move each thing left, right, up, and down, and the statue would use each thing ...

[Marshall McDowell]

Behind her was another statue, also cartoon-like, but this one was of a slightly fitter man and he had a hammer in his hand, and on the table beside him, there was every imaginable tool, ball, and piece of sports equipment, of various materials, foam, plastic, rubber, metal, silver, bronze, wooden, leather, steel, and iron. Similar to the boxing guy, the tool s & sports statue would also say various puns about whatever he happened to be holding in his hand, and at the pun part of each one, ...

[Marshall McDowell]

other doing another], and simultaneously, done each sort of punch in each way [vertical fist, horizontal fist], with each glove and each pair of gloves. After each set, the statue would quickly change his gloves and start the set again. Once the sets had been completed for each hand, each glove, each pair of gloves, each material, and each type, the statue turned itself off and stopped. Unfortunately for the lady, she lifted her head up right when the statue turned on and started its whole...