I can't eat meat!!!

Here is my script that I followed. You can see what I changed and what I improved. :)


so i've been on a detox diet...
on this diet i've been eating fruits, vegistables and water only
for five days. No meat for ten days. It was awesome. I lost ten pounds
in ten days. And I felt fine.
So on the 11th day I decided to eat a steak dinner.
mmmm....steak~~
I ate the steak and my stomach felt funny.
puke~~
so the next day i tried to eat chicken.
puke~
uh pork~
puke~

it's been five days now and i my body will not adjust to eating meat...
i love eating meat~
but i can't eat meat~

i'm a retarded vegetarian~

The retarded mango defines a retarded vegetarian as someone who wants to
eat meat but can't.

i can't eat meat~~ even if i want to~
help me~~

now that i think about it I haven't eaten a mango ever since i made this
channel.

everyone calls me mango~
if i eat a mango it's like cannibalism but for fruits~
i can't eat my own kind~
but if i eat the brothers and sisters of mangos aka fruits that's no
better~
so i'm stuck eating only vegistables~
like a rabbit~

someone help me~~
i want to eat meat again~~
tear~ (more)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• retarded
• mango
• retardedmango
• vegetarian
• vegan
• asian
• stereotype
• vegestables
• butterfly
• knife
• balisong
• meat
• cannibal

[john17972]

Better eat some tofu and legumes (beans) to get enough protein. Or you can drink chocolate soy milk, it is so yummy.

[justcallmeassinine]

@choicesdefineus I wonder if you are aware that most Asians have longer intestinal tracks than other races. Could this have evolved through many centuries of rice and grain diets and perhaps traditions regarding the sanctity of all animal life ? Just curious.

[GlorifiedMonster]

mango: *turns away* we were never meant to be!

[KILLA93207]

You give me the Jidders



[MormonManUtah]

Simply learn how to eat meat. The idea that we must eat meat with veggies and fruits is lame. Man has eaten meat for 1000's of years. Did they combine with a bunch of starchy carbs or even veggies? No, they killed something and ate it. Then then rested. Then they foraged for seeds, veggies and fruits. Too much alkaline and too much acid will kill you. You must find balance. Men need to be more acidic and work their asses off to maintain vitality and proper testosterone.

[djstonnie]

u body wont accept it lol.... just like society wont accpet u

[djstonnie]

ur one disgusting little fag

[MissRandom98]

@6789oyster That's bullshit. I've beaten up plenty of people, and I'm a girl. There are women in the armed forces, and although they're not out on the field, they're still able to handle guns.

I'd completely forgotten about this whole thing. I first posted a comment on this video 1 year ago now. And it's still going? I feel as if I have trolled the internet successfully. Now excuse me.

Pfft. 'Only men can beat people up and use guns.' Bullshit.

[6789oyster]

@MissRandom98 no only men can beat someone up and shoot guns

[sortaAWSOMEish]

you are definently a "retarded" mango

[ChiombisTV]

i thought Mango stands for 'Mongolian'