Stand-Up Comedy: Constipation, Hollywood, and Balls

Check out the best stand-up comedy acts from around the country, as these comics take on Facebook, burritos, garage sales, and dog weiners.

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[SEriktron]

I was on facebook when the "Facebook sucks" bit came on....

fail -.-

[303Queen]

"You're A Whore. But Nice To Meet You." Lmao!

[TooCoolforschool1000]

The sponge bit was hilarious.

[Funnyname29]

ROFL the black actor dude was hillarious



[judikerr]

the first guy was awsome

[Ravioli2009]

i've watched basically all of these and this had to be the best one.. even the ad was funny in this one!

[babybabiebabi]

Pete's joke was the funniest ! xDDD

[txfnero]

Holy crap..even the ad was funny..ish. Now if ads had actual comedy in them, I might not mind them.

[8jsimone]

costaki had me laughin the most. im gonna check him out

[gham619]

Loved the sponges

[teajayful]

hahahahahaah

[TheInnerSanctuary]

Fun Fact!: Humor is subjective, so stop your bitching! :D

[mx123com]

I use my android mobile phone to get a map of all craigslist garage sales in my area. App is called Garage Sale Rover.  Its free.

[iamyouifyouareme]

That first joke was the best one.

[Martastik04]

ok it started good but then it just sucked

[3X5XL]

I think the best one was Dan Cummins at 10:17

[cupomash]

Just awful the whole sad sorry lot of them. It seems to me that everybody thinks they can do stand up. Every tom dick and harry is at it now and dick being the operative word here. Ex students on a night out ,tanked up on beer, are ushered up on stage by there tanked up friends and think there really funny then they actually start to believe in there own hype. Honestly comedy has sunk to all time low if you think this is funny it's not, it is however boringly mundane.

[paulie21212121]

didn't laugh or smile once.

kyle cease still the best

[skillzombie6]

dude i cant get the soap out 2 :O

lol

[SuicidalFailure]

Allen sucks dick.

[taliman007]

that was awsome i cried from laufgh

[WeskJago]

i dunno about you guys but i think kevin avery failed in this one. he's at 6:23

[sickid3]

lol

[mp3WatchWorld]

Love ROFL, reminds me of the VH1 StandUp Comedy from way back when. :) Good Stuff, Seriously.

[survivor303]

haha thanks for this :D