How to survive a horror film - 10 Rules

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Uploaded by on Nov 29, 2007

Want to stay alive in a horror film. Then watch this spoof and KNOW THE FACTS!
www.stitchermovie.com

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  • Not trying to be racist here, but this always holds true. If you are black, you're as good as dead

  • this is a great video.

    i wonder why it's only been viewed

    121 times.

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  • I love this! People always seem to think that when you're in a horror movie, this is all a good idea. Well, it's not! You want to know how you can really survive a horror movie? Common sense! Why would you take time out of running to have sex? Why would you split up? If he finds you all in a big clump, it's like ten against one! He kills one person and everyone escapes!

    P.S At 2: 20 you dropped the weapon. Don't do that. You'll probably need the weapon again later.

  • Hire is the one thing you need to know to stay alive in a horror movie - get a gun and shut the mutr funkn killer !

  • no sex

  • the only rule: NO SEX!

  • what would i do if a zombie is after me

  • @mundo646 they die first because the director knows that they have the most sense to ...........GET THE FCK OUT or kill the damn killer

  • My plan Shot gun to the face

  • when in doubt, run like hell.

  • A question if you manage if you manage to knock down the killer in some way what do you do? Is your answer

    A: You just keep on running.

    B: you stay to check who the killer is and slowly walks towards him

    C: you get the hardest object close to you and beat the life out of him.

    If you chose C congratulations you will survive the movie.

  • @ShadowMaster1081 Rule number 13 like comment and favorite this vid. if not, u can kiss ur ass goodbye.

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