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[93609890]

ninjas werent warriors, they were assassins, no one can beat an assassin because the enemy does not even know they are being targeted. you cant beat an assassin, therefore a ninja wins 100 percent of the time. if the spartan caught them and it is one on one, yea the spartan would most probably kill the ninja but otherwise hes got no chance, no one does

[McRgaara]

I didn't fancy this episode,why? Ninjas are assassins, attacking mainly at night or when least expected. also if you guys didnt know, spartans are not always wearing their armor, their helmets are extremely heavy and so when they traveled or are not in combat, there is no need to wear it. It will litteraly make you bald if you were to wear it too often. but i Understand that this was taken out of context and is for entertainment.

[yulichenlu]

@yulichenlu oh forgot to mention, ninjas dont fight with the rules, they throw smoke bombs, coughing gas to numb the senses of the enemy (extracted from herbs and poisonous frogs) like to throw stars at the eyes of the enemy before using the sword.

[yulichenlu]

@93609890 I've studied ninjustsu. Ninjas kill people 1 vs 1, they were built to do so, > brazilian jiujitsu skills help them destroy limbs, dim mark (death touch pressure point) pralyzes and kill a person, and plus most of the time they are spy, they get the information and escape, and give out information to their lords like, how much troops does the enemy have. = they are used for assasination, placing poison in food, in crops, in water - why would he need to confront a sparta?

[93609890]

@Uaxis bro i understand your trying to sound intellectual and all but that comment made no sense

[Uaxis]

@koelkast9 Ninja Spartan: I use cloak.

Frank the Spartan: I use elbow strike.

Ninja Spartan: I use scream into mic over xbl. I was invisible how'd you see me...?

Frank the Spartan: I use *silence* followed by t-bag.

[Uaxis]

Ninja: I use shori-uken! Spartan: I use block. Ninja: Gah! I use, reverse hook kick shintanamo wamo! Spartan: I use block. Ninja: I use black eggs! (x2 combo) Spartan: I use block (presses one button). Oh hay, i got double score. Ninja: Curse you! Spartan: I use warcry. Ninja: Arrg my mystical ninja curse dunt work. Hax! Deadliest warrior sucks! I use run away. Spartan: I use navigate the terrain. Ninja: Arrrg I'm lost. Too many years in the academy... Spartan: I use spear stab.

[Uaxis]

@93609890 Assassins fail more often than they win. It's because of opinions like you that there are assassins at all. How did WW1 begin? Because there was an assassin that failed! Assassins fail all the time, it's just that the people that hire them are dumb and evil as turds.

It's human nature to desire peace over war, but human nature is till violent enough to hire assassins. So likely, assassins fail all the time. More so than wariros - if a warrior dies, he has't failed.

[MyLartigue]

did they stop the show?

[dbom7871]

this guy is stupid-deadliest warrior is pro!

[koelkast9]

ofcourse the spartan would win, duh power armor

[BillyKavouriaris]

people that dislike just know