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TOUCH YOUR BOOBIES (I TOUCH MINE) - Official Music Video

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Uploaded on Oct 19, 2011

Touch your boobies for breast cancer awareness month, please! Donate by downloading the song here: http://bit.ly/boobyitunes **Every song downloaded will be matched with a donation to Susan G Komen** If you'd like to tweet this video, click here: http://clicktotweet.com/Qe30L.

Download my comedy album: http://app.topspin.net/store/index/24872

Thank you for all your comments/likes/support for a good cause!

For more information on how to do a self-breast exam, click here: http://www.webmd.com/breast-cancer/gu...

BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxyp4n...

Directed/written/produced by Taryn Southern - http://www.taryn-southern.com

Song Composed and Mixed by Will Forbes -
http://www.arkatonemusic.com

DP/Editor:
Brian Bellinkoff - http://www.themaurizioshow.com

PA/Behind the Scenes:
Brian Marzan - http://www.youtube.com/user/LifesNotF...

SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL THE LADIES:
Shira Lazar - http://www.youtube.com/shiralazar
Kate Albrecht - http://www.youtube.com/mrkate
Brittani Louise Taylor - http://www.youtube.com/brittanilouise...
Jenny Alden - http://www.youtube.com/thedessertdarling
Julia Price - http://www.youtube.com/juliaprice1
Taryn O'Neill - http://www.tarynoneill.com
Lynn Chen - http://www.theactorsdiet.com
Casey McKinnon - http://www.www.caseymckinnon.com
Paula Rhodes - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1955206/
Dana Rosendorff - http://www.danarosendorff.com/
Meg Cionni - http://www.megmariecionni.com
Stuart Brazell - http://www.stuartbrazellonline.com
Monroe Alvarez - http://twitter.com/MonroeAlvarez

SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE VIDEOS: http://www.youtube.com/tarynsouthern
TWEET ME! http://www.twitter.com/tarynsouthern
FAN ME! http://www.facebook.com/tarynsouthern

LYRICS:

Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy,
So many boobies for me to grabby,
They come in all colors, sizes, and shapes,
Some like pears and some like grapes.

Young and old, round and wide,
Real and fake, and off to one side.
There's boobies of all different kinds
But do you know the warning signs....

CHORUS:
I touch my boobies
For any strange lumps
I touch my boobies
For any weird bumps

Touching is key
To being lumpy free
So please touch your boobies
Please touch your boobies for me.

BRIDGE:
You can do it in the kitchen
Or while you're in the shower,
You can do it at the bus stop, (pool?)
Or during happy hour.

You can do it in your car
Or while you grocery shop
You can do it while your run
You can do it nonstop....

You can touch your boobies anywhere
I don't care if people stare
Cuz the most important thing to me...
Is are your boobies cancer free....

CHORUS:
So touch your boobies
For any strange lumps
Touch your boobies
For any weird bumps

Touching is key
To being lumpy free
So please touch your boobies
Please touch your boobies for me.

So please touch your boobies
Please touch your boobies for me.

DESCRIPTION TAGS:
"musical comedy" song funny "Touch your boobies" "Taryn Southern" "breast cancer awareness month" "touch your boobies" "i touch my boobies" breasts boobs boobies knockers "breast cancer" awareness "taryn southern" "shira lazar" "kate albrecht" "brittani louise taylor" "brittani taylor" "julia price" "Taryn O'Neill" "Lynn Chen" "Jenny Alden" "Dessert Darling" "Casey McKinnon" "Paula Rhodes" "Dana Rosendorff" "Meg Cionni" "Stuart Brazell" "Monroe Alvarez"

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  • m0a9r1c1e777

    Dude you dont want to have boobies, trust me im fat and its not as funny as you might think ^^

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  • ido thepro

    one word,GAY.

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  • Caroline Moore

    some people think this is perverted but seriously guys, it's for breast cancer.

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  • yoloyoloyolo344

    clever

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  • retr0freak

    Catchy song

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  • Lachlan Veld

    Being a guy with tits, I approve this message.

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  • David Berman

    It sucks having tits especially the man kind.

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  • Slimeya

    Boobs are friggin' heavy, you don't want them....trust me.

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  • CPmasterxxxxxx

    It created the best thing i've seen in a while...

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  • CPmasterxxxxxx

    I was smiling the whole way through this

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  • agluverkc

    Haha

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  • Ed Perales

    Internet? What the hell did you create

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