Red Eye: Father, Does God Listen to Tweets?

July 25, 2009 on FOX News with Father Jonathan Morris

BBC News:

Jewish people outside Jerusalem wishing to post a prayer on the Western Wall now have a new way of doing so - using the social networking service Twitter.

The prayers, sent as so-called tweets, are printed off and posted on the wall to sit alongside the thousands of other notes placed there by visitors.

Since the service began three weeks ago, hundreds of people have taken advantage of it.

The founder of the service says he has been stunned by its success.

On Thursday night, Alon Nil had more than 1,000 unread messages.

"I'm swamped. I can't keep up with all the tweets," he told the Associated Press.

"It started as a hobby, and I can't keep maintaining it by myself. But I'm determined to not lose even one prayer."


via http://www.AtheistMedia.com

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[SunnyLovetts]

Humans are retarded.

[longstrider9999]

damn dont fool yourself for a moment....Christian priest can be funny...when they are not molesting children.

Seriously....stop the children thing.

[CookieWalka]

Did they really just make jerking off jokes about praying at the end there? I guess religion does jerk you a little bit...

[saigondj]

father, come out of the closet

[Realityprogramming]

Yea, Tweet your prayers and god won’t act on or listen to those either. idiots!

[YimYamesPlease]

What in the serious fuck am I watching?

[2eelShmeal]

Is it me or is Father's tank FULL of sugar? He's about as sweet as honey....lol

Did you see his eyes light up and his tone of voice get all effeminate when he was talking about Mel Gibson? ... lolololol

[longstrider9999]

@frickaloo i dont know if trolling, or just stupid.

None the less see ya, im of with the devil, lemmy, and marx to grab a beer.

[frickaloo]

@longstrider9999 He has nothing to do with that, how unkind. You only look for something to attack. The Devil is sure helping you along.

[theCosmicQueen]

answer: NO, but God probably READS them occasionally when they're really special enough to catch His eye... or maybe He already knows what we are about to tweet before we tweet it. yeah. that's how it must be.

[JoM80]

@SunnyLovetts what are you an Alien?

[MrLiamHenderson]

@part2themovie I think this is the most concise description of religion I have ever seen. You nailed it!