RAGE HMV RAP

The rage is in the house
Representing HMV
this one goes to the top dogs
Top dogs for life

So I start my day
cant wait till I get my pay

in comes someone with a doubt
I tell em what its all about

they get angry I get the lpo
and thats when they just get n go
aaand

where can I find the kids
maybe in one of mikes vids

I sell so fast
try to race me
ull end up last
so dont face me

I got customer skills
thats what pays my bills

If I get the guy that gave me a clamp
I'ma put his nuts on the floor and stamp

So I can have some satisfaction
cos I'm a man of real action

I offer the linksave
but I never behave

I'm taking this bizness up
and thats why I put in a cup

so I drink it with ease
it just gave me a disease


I'm sick from listening to kate nash
I think it gave me a really nasty Rash

I best get some attention
Or I'll end up with dementia

Next customer please
Now lets talk about the employees


we fire people like sabina and Jackson
They need to learn the way of the dragon

Oh wait it's the boss
I best get lost


no wait, its jus Steph
thats prbbly why I'm Deaf

creeping around is Ashley
aint got muscles like bobby lashley


Everyone must respect the Duke
or u wont be lucky or fluke

In comes the one and only laura
I got a special package for her

its a picture of johnny depp
that will be gone in 60 sec

Smoking the cigs, it's Max
always there, like tampax

taurus in the house it is mikaela
her disses wanna make u hater

but HMV is trully bout the love
if u dont agree then u the shove

Hey its the toilet assassin
thats why the cameras are flashin

Its so gangster up in HMV
why dont u come and sing with meee

in the games its ABZ
also has a love for kebabs

the sexy customers enter the store
the kind that will make u want some more

Oh no it's Michael
the only re re that aint psycho


Hi Hi Yeh No NO Yeh

All we wanna do is get u closer
I shoulda bought a Karina poster

Sorry we dont give no refund
u can exchange it for david blunt

angry as hell its Chris
I got a shirt of willis

The warrior princess yes its Xena
The coolest aussie I've ever seena

Did I take your till ollie
put the re wraps in the trolley


If u screw up press clear
got bad breath dnt stay near

Shout out to yogs
one of the
top dogs

Ladies and gentlemen
this store is now closing
please make your way to the tills
Thankyou

Lets take this outside Senna

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• RAGE
• hmv
• rap

[sarahorne1701]

Download michael jackson's "thriller" I uploaded it here tinyurl (dot) com/video29

This is? my best song from Michael...br/R.I.P from Poland

[DjSensei]

That is FUCKKIN WIKKID RUUDIE!!!!!!!

Nice one on the shout out! Whoop Whoop! Loving the lyrix. Loving the vibe. Loving the linksave lovin....

I JUST LOVE IT!!!!

Ting is... in tru rap stylee... im gonna hve to make a holla back tune how! Show u how the Ealing roll! x