Monty Python - The Philosophers' Song

Using all those grey cells is thirsty work, according to Python

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[Joshua12345]

If you say so, but perhaps we can settle on him being a very naughty boy.

[Joshua12345]

Ironic Reference, it's "DRINK you under the table; that's the jokey theme, not great thinkers, but great drinkers.

[fckwful]

Descartes has had a bad day and spends the night at his favorite bar trinking a bit too much. The barkeeper asks him: "Do you want some more, Rene?" Descartes goes: "I don't think so" and disappears in that very moment.

[mcshair21]

@fckwful i can dig it

[fistfulofknowledge]

@puffin51 I really laughed this joke, however since it is only a social construct and snject to possible change I canot like it sorry.

[pal8991]

God Bless philosophy...i love 'em all

[puffin51]

Have we had the Philosophy 1.01 Final Exam joke yet? There was one question: "Why?" If you answered "Why not?", you got a C, if you answered "Because" you got a B, and if you answered "Why, indeed?" you got an A. All other answers failed, except one that read "Fish!", which was awarded the Dean's Prize for Postmodernist Argument.

[oesien]

@SingerSirCoda They´re most likely referring to his death-sentence, which meant him drinking poison. Therefore he´s "permanently pissed"

[RivetingTaleBrother]

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away;

Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

[RivetingTaleBrother]

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya' 'Bout the raising of the wrist. SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

[xemily91]

Even funnier when you're taking Philosophy.

[DjembeDjam]

Bibo ergo sum - I drink therefore I am

[MichaelHansenFUN]

i need to re learn this song and play it on the guitar and yotube it...