Qui êtes vous Polly maggoo ?
-I'm twenty years old and I'm in love with love a young man and I yielded to him, now when I see him in the street, he seems to don't know me anymore. Desperate.
-"Deseperate, deseperate..", the monks and great athletes gives us the good example.
-What to do when, in the street a boy whistes to you ?
-Do not look back, a boy whistling girls in the street is rarely a very polite boy.
-And he maybe not whistles for you.
-I am very unhappy because of my mother, no matter how she dresses, do not cares about herself, how to make her understand that she should be prettier, even just for my sister and me
-She must understand that she's still charming, it's up to you to help her refind her own pride and vivacity
-The english women mouth was vegetable (Don't worry, that doesn't makes any sense in french too ^^)
The English women gone see doctor "the tip of my nose tickles" she said
the practitioner examines and discovered she had a small tumor in the palate
He moved her into a clinic for taking off the protuberance
but what was it a astonishment when the surgeons discovered that the tumor contained a grain of tomato wich had germinated and whose the sprouts grew up valiantly in the palate of "Madame"
-About the palace (Palate and Palace are the same word in french), I saw in the newspaper that Prince Igor had married a supermodel
-WHO ?
-He didn't telled.
-I know a girl who married a prince...But when she arrived at his palace, she realized that he already had 85 womens.
-And what did she ?
-Bah, nothing, she was not pleased, she made a fuss and finally there was nothing she can do.
-With the princes, we have to be careful
-AND HOW ! WITH THE PRINCE WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
Peggy Moffit! :D
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