How Italians tell time

How Italians tell time

How Italians tell time

For those of us who can't speak Italian, read the story below, then watch the video ...


An elderly Italian man is sleeping by the side of the road on a pile of hay.

He is awakened by a wealthy man on a motorcycle who asks for the time.

The old gentleman has a donkey next to him and, by simply feeling the donkey's testicles, he tells the man on the motorcycle the correct time...

This gentleman on his return trip spots the old man again and, thinking the old man was just lucky, asks him for the time again.

To the wealthy man's surprise, the old man is exactly correct again about the time.

Now watch the video and see how the old man manages to always be chronologically correct.


(See attached file: HowItalianstellthetime_ks.wmv)



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• Italians
• time
• humor

[pinkpatx]

I know. :) It wasn't actually meant to be a joke (it's a clip from an Italian movie), but it is quite amusing.

[rockxxy1]

name of the movie ? please :) sorry if i ask to much ,Thank you

[rockxxy1]

hahaha ...the thing blocking the view .he has to move a little ...hahahaha

[yokingA]

Haha funny xD

[ITALIAYesOnlyITALIA]

ahahahhahaha belloooooooooooo!!!)))

[Jules2950]

While I don't understand Italian I got it. This was an old Benny Hill joke, but I'm not sure he was the originator? Still funny though.

[purplepufff]

very funny!