Chris Martin - Watermelons

Shock as Coldplay announce Spilt

Chris Martin has had enough.

The world of music was shocked earlier on today when popular musician Chris Martin said he was leaving the music business to focus work on growing Watermelons.

"The weight of making a 4th album was getting too much, with the record label wanting to put out a greatest hits to ease it's finanical pressure" said Martin in an press statement.

Coldplay's hit include "Ode to Deodorant", "Yellow" and most recent hit "The Hardest Part". There was nobody from EMI records to answer the phone because it's a Sunday.

The Complete Coldplay Singles Collection Vinyl Boxset came out last monday (26th March) to purchase, and X&Y was a very big album in 2005.

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[zowi1]

its not funny its not a good song its all terrible!

the only good thing is Chris´s picture

coldplay ftw

[HHcityshitYEAH]

wtf?

[HesterJulia]

Wait a minute... No, I don't get it...

[ColdplaySolvesAll]

I don't get the joke. Can anyone explain?

[susankohistany]

Oh yeah I've been looking for this video thanks for posting.....

[Ramonajunie3]

LOL okay then. Just... you know... Chris Martin and a watermelon. Same as the title

[1010Beatles]

hey i got an idea! NEXT TIME MAKE A BETTER VIDEO!!!!!!!

[aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe]

Why are people so angry at this? It must be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

[ThePunkWhoIsDaft]

σ_σ *watermelon* σ_σ *watermelon*

Whaaaaaaat?

[JoeChrisXD]

hahahahahaha



[TheOlive531]

this is shit. 

[Yoriskumo]

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