Ballad of Sarah Palin by Peter Kaukonen

by Peter Kaukonen http://www.peterkaukonen.com


The Ballad of Sarah Palin

she didn't finish high school and she has no degree
she killed her a moose when she was only three
she squats on the tundra when she's got to take a pee
she'd like to pave alaska and cut down every tree
sa-a-a-a-a-ra-a-a-a-h
sarah palin
queen of the wild frontier .....


sarah doesn't give a sh*t bout polar bears
she likes to shoot at wolves from way up in the air
she'd send all the lib'rals to the electric chair
she rubs alaska crude oil in her hair

sa-a-a-a-r-a-a-a-h
sarah palin
queen of the wild c*nt reee


is she really just an *sshole who doesn't have a clue
it really doesn't matter jesus tells her what to do
he tells her what to buy when she goes to the store
and how to act diplomatic by heading off to war  ..........................

s-a-a-a-a-r-a—a-a-----
sarrrrrah palin
queen of the unwashed rear

oh my god how she appeals to the blue collar  masses
all the little christian maggots want to come on her glasses
they'd wish that she would beat them and f*ck them up real nice
they want to get erected to her oval orifice

s-a-a-a-a-r-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h
sarah palin
c*nt from the wild frontier

sarah don't believe in sex education
she never taught  her daughter bout the joys of  masturbation
now sarah's family's gonna be a whole lot bigger it's a good thing that they're white trash and that they're not dark complected ....
s-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-a-
sarah palin
she's an affront to all that's dear ....

she scorns the educated no way she's high-falutin'
when she looks out of her window she can see old vlady putin
her foreign policy's "i'm going to go and get my war on"
i couldn't stand another four years of another f*cking moron
s-a-a-a-a-a-r-a-a-a-a-h  sarah palin
she's got cunts for ears ......

she knows she'll go to heaven while you will go to hell
she wants to give alaska to exxon mobil shell
patched up the crack in the liberty bell
she causes caribou migrations when her c*nt begins to smell ....
s-a-a-a-a-r-a-a-a-a-h
sarah palin
c*nt from the wild frontier .....

what in the world can this f*ckin' b*tch be  thinkin'
that she'll be our president by talkin' in tongues and winkin'
retarded cretins like her not a shadow of suspicion?
a presidential hopeful who lost a swimsuit competition
s-a-a-a-a-r-a-a-a-a-h
sarah palin
c*nt from the wild frontier .....

s-a-a-a-a-r-a-a-a-h sarah palin
we're going to take it in the rear
s-a-a-a-a-ra-a-a-a-h etc. can this really be our fate ....
we ... better start bailin'
the sinking ship of state...
s-a-a-a-a-a-r-a-a-a-a-h  sarah palin

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[tiger1vkulmala]

Kaunis!! Kaukonen Terve from Bruce

[maronfan]

Far Out Pete!!

I gotta tell a joke that I heard on Marc Maron's show. Why is Sarah's vagina smarter than her mouth? Only 1/5 of what comes out of it is retarded.

[bpkeane1]

Sarah Palin just another Dan Quale...

Alopisha got her name...

[Zalami044]

I like it!!

[jvaljean69]

Pete: Always great to see you perform, and thanks for reminding people who this lady is, in case she has plans for 2010! It's only been a couple of weeks so far, and the Republicans are hoping anything Barack does fails. Why did they not vote NO for all the bills during the Bush years that helped put us in a trillion dollar deficit? Let's hope they eat shit and go away when things possibly get better...At least Obama is trying, communicating and willing to change course if needed! PEACE

[jackhillty]

always good to hear from you, Peter! Peace.

[CaliAllyE]

Wish I could send it to more people. Some would be offended that c*nt was used in this way....I think more highly of mine....BTW, Listening to her, "By gollies," etc. I realized that she talks like a female Bush...

[jsguitar]

Excellant Pete! As good as your Saddam Hussein song!

[jsguitar]

Excellent Pete!!