How to Get People to Boycott Your State

In this episode of the Hazel Jones Show, Hazel speaks her mind on Arizona's new immigration bill, the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Rielle Hunter, and Sandra Bullock.

*For this episode, I've replaced one of Hazel's favorite words with something a little more broadcast friendly. (Thanks to @soundscapenyc for giving me the idea.) Let me all know what you think.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Arizona
• immigration
• bill
• racial profiling
• The Wire
• Tiger Woods
• bootleg
• Google
• Obama
• press
• Kim Kardashian
• Jonas Brothers
• Congress
• John Edwards
• Rielle Hunter
• Oprah
• Sandra Bullock
• Jesse James
• Iron Man 2

[sweetfly66]

brilliant commentary as usual David but don`t censor Hazel or any of your other great characters

[jimoremb]

Man, I don't know how it happens, but you deserve to go viral.

[JawsJaws]

There's nothing wrong with racial profiling. Its a great tool for the police and FBI.

[ihityourcar]

@jijigod nigger nigger my nigger niggered. Go murder a bucket of KFC.

[iamdl1]

Arizona's law? Really? The police already have to stop you for another offense. Plus what do you think we should do let everyone come here while they cut in line. What about people who are real refugees who need real help?

[jijigod]

@ihityourcar WOW! YOUR A HATE FILLED, LITTLE PEICE  OF WHITE TRASH ! ARENT YA?? ,LAWDY!

[jijigod]

@sweetfly66 I DISAGREE WITH HIM ON THIS ONE I DO SOPPRT THE ARIZONA LAW!,ILLEGAL ALIENS HAVE TURN ARIZONA INTO A 3rd world COUNTRY! THEY HAD TO DO SOMTHING ABOUT IT!

[Pat9201]

@mrgrtbfrd if i was in arizona ..being a white guy id still be pissed about not having MLK day....thats a 3 day weekend your taking away from me..:^)

[Pat9201]

ya arizona...dont you dare try to control illegal immigration because its racist...even though mexicans are the ones DOING IT!!!!!LOL

[mrgrtbfrd]

don't forget the arizona bill refusing to make MLK day a holiday.

[mwalker21]

Iron Man 2? Bleah. Hazel, give us a review, and tell it like it is.

[ToeIn2194]

Racial profiling...oh please. It might do what investigative paths do to save us from jihad,drug cartels,gang members,sex offenders,etc....Nah,That might make us safer and that would be racist!

[MrBlackbolt1]

Al Sharpton in casual dress

[ihityourcar]

gay nigger, go nigger somewhere else

[moderngamer14]

Lets see, Arizona has a problem with illegal immigration from Mexico....how should we fix that. Oh, I don't know, maybe start by checking mexicans for papers and proof! So what if its racial profiling, we should racially profile in airports too - Lets see muslims arabs hijack and bomb.....maybe take a closer look under the sheet head's sheet!!!! COMMON SENSE....USE IT!

[trixwagen]

Leave Arizona alone. Still kinda funny though.

[arubberball]

@TrueYears Yes...ALL is, the only acceptable word, when the law is concerned.

[TrueYears]

There we go key word ALL

[arubberball]

@TrueYears He is factual inaccurate, when it comes to the new Arizona law.He is entitled to his opinion, but not his own set of facts. Equal Justus, and protection under the law is the only answer. After all the founding principle of the United States, that it is to be a nation of laws, not of men. I fear the entire system will collapsed under corporate cronyism, favoritism and corruption, coming from both sides of the political spectrum. All must be judged equally under the law,and I mean ALL.

[TrueYears]

@arubberball  look at this kid, doesn't even understand how racial profiling works .

[DukePowell]

i'm about to watch that on bootleg too :P

[arubberball]

Hazel, did actually examine i.e., read the Arizona legalization? From your response the answer is no. The new Arizona law mirrors existing federal law. IMMIGRATION AND NATIONALITY ACT Sec. 264. [8 U.S.C. 1304] according to the federal law you must carry "papers" with you at all times.

Mexico demands that all US citizens traveling inside the country must carry documentation(papers) with them at all times source: .usembassy-mexico

[ResonatedBeauty]

*Claps* AMEN

[insurd]

I live in Arizona. And I am enraged. My friend who is Persian has already been pulled over by a police officer who asked her for multiple proofs of ID and background. She wasn't doing anything wrong. She was born in the United States. After the police checked he just let her go. But it was just so shocking to me. Arizona sucks.

[sdgrove11]

another solid performance. i love the cadence of hazel's voice.... so soothing.

[Modacolorist]

Iron man 2 - Don't give away the ending! ha ha ha ha ha ha

[soundscapenyc]

@sweetfly66 exactly! we love a potty-mouthed Hazel!