How to Play Brawl Like a Man (Episode 1)

The first episode of "How to Play Brawl Like a Man" is here.

Episode 1: What is Manly?
In this video, you will learn the secret origins of the Manly style of fighting in Brawl and the 12 rules that make up its core belief structure. Laugh and cry at the only mention of Ganondorf as sexy on the entirety on youtube. Scratch your head at the usage of Subspace Emissary footage as a backstory. Feel Apathetic at some of the manliest footage on the net. Also, No Marth.

How to Play Brawl Like a Man is a Machinima/How-to series that teaches players the REAL way to play Brawl and any other video game. It turns out you've all been playing games wrong the whole time. Why play like a Pro with skills when you can play like a MAN? People who ignore this video, aren't worthy of this awesome and potent knowledge.

Warning: The following show contains extreme manliness. Pregnant women and the feint of heart should turn away. Taking this series too seriously may lead to no sense of humor, looking like an idiot, and anal leakage.

Stay tuned for Episode 2, where we will introduce the Man Tier.

Also, feel free to send videos of you playing like a man. I'll try to give you a video critique of what you're doing wrong, and if your footage is manly enough, I may even ask you to use it on a future episode. So, get man-fighting.

Music:
-Waiting Room Theme (Brawl)
-Men in Tights (Main Theme)
-Go Go Naruto!
-Melee Theme
-Birdhouse in your Soul (Songs to Wear Pants to Cover)
-Main Theme from Requiem for a Dream (Thanks to owrbzero for telling me what that damned epic song is called!)
PS. FALCON PUNCH!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Super
• Smash
• Brothers
• Brawl
• Captain
• Falcon
• Punch
• Manly
• Sage
• Third
• Way
• Marth
• Subspace
• Emissary
• Man
• Fighting
• Machinima
• Spoof
• Ganondorf
• Bros
• Video
• Game
• Knee
• Melee
• Ike
• Sonic
• Bike
• Hog
• Wario
• Bowser
• Self
• Destruct
• Death
• Rule
• Leeroy
• Jenkins

[percyinthestyx]

One of the manliest songs of all time.

[kirbysuperstar5]

OK viewers, I posted a comment 6 MONTHS AGO and was amazed that I got Top Comment but do you all really think I care anymore if you reply to me saying the same thing almost EVERY SINGLE USER HAS?

Seriously, you guys are ALMOST as dumb as the Youtubers who reply to 1 YEAR OLD comments.

[MasterofMizu]

My thoughts, "Wow, I am a manly player!"

Then rule 12... marth main :(

[CassioOfTheStars]

This guy sounds like goku

[Legatofan4ever]

lol so is the best marth player in the world the least manly in the world? Poor MikeHaze...

[BWGgy]

WTFITS? fuck.you.

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

How the hell do you beat someone as Olimar with no Pikmin!?!?

[kirbysuperstar5]

@Jailbird408 1) I posted that comment 7 MONTHS AGO!

2) at least you didn't reply with 'you cant' like almost everybody else.

3) did you read the comment I posted 3 weeks ago?

[Jailbird408]

@kirbysuperstar5 Only half as much, though.

[Jailbird408]

Holy shit, this video's manliness made MOVIE MAKER awesome!

[Stevenbrandon55]

KIRBY IS NOT A GIRL!

[MrSouleater24]

I hate you fox is the best person on that game and I don't ues the blaster!!!!!!!!!