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Lyrics:
Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now Im in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen this comin at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you dont end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts
Well I married my dream girl.
I married my dream girl.
But she didnt tell me her credit was bad.
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb.
were living in the basement at her mom and dads.
No we cant get a loan
for a respectable home.
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If wed gone to free credit report dot com,
Id be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
While I was shoppin for a new car, which ones me?
A cool Convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didnt know my credit was whack,
Cuz now Im drivin off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin fly n rollin phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posses gettin laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Check it out Gas prices blowin up sky high,
Ditched my used subcompact for a two wheeled ride,
Now Im rollin Eco-friendly but i still look bad,
When the bike store saw my credit they said, This was all they had,
Im singin,
F to the R to the E to the E,
To the C to the R to the E D I T,
RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM,
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along its easy
When youre a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked out exotic cars
Its just now I thought Id be
Xcept the partys not for me
Cause some punk opened a credit card
With my ID
Free — What?
Free Credit, Report.com
Thats the site Im gonna hit
When I go home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now Im findin out
How bad reality hurts
I was getting depressed cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I go
But I moved to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a renaissance fair!
Free credit report dot com
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom
Never mind theyve been singing our song
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on
If youre not into fake swordfights
Pointy slippers and green wool tights
Take a tip from a knight who knows free credit report dot com
LETS GO!!
Buckle up everybody cause were taking a ride it can strain your relationships and hurt your pride its the credit roller coaster and as you can see it kinda bites so sing the lyrics with me when your debt goes up your score goes down when you pay a little off it goes the other way around its just the same for everybody every boy and girl the credit roller coaster makes you wanna hurl so throw your hands in the air and wave em around like a wannabe frat boy trying to get down then bring em right back to where your laptops at. Log on to freecreditreport.com, stat
I heard that this band doesn't even speak english, that he just learns the words to the songs....of course i was kind of under the influence so it might be wrong
Sanguinis666 2 years ago
hes speaks english however with a very bold accent its very deep
AdwianWocks 2 years ago
i have all 7 memorized.... is that sad?
blazedragonx5 2 years ago
no =)
AdwianWocks 2 years ago
Is it me or did the singer get a little fatter in the last commercial..?
xXRoZaRXx 2 years ago
i think he did but he isn't the real singer. his accent caused him to have someone else sing that song
AdwianWocks 2 years ago