The Angry News - The truth about UFOs

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Today's news source; http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2125757420071221
The tinfoil hat brigade should go and live in Japan - they're actually addressing the issues of UFOs there.

And for any Japanese speakers offended by my recent deliberate mispronunciation of Fukudome for the sake of a cheap joke - I hope you appreciate the effort I took to try and say Godzilla properly

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[filmmakerkenny]

england has alot of ufo sighting with our cameras the adverts say its in hd everytime but each ufo on tapes look like pie tins on fucking frisbies

[AngryAussie]

@filmmakerkenny That's because every single one of them is fake.

[Tyco200]

Super aweshome happy fun time dolphins who love ta haz dose anal probes... MMMM! Dey fly tew. :3

[AngryAussie]

@Tyco200 Sounds like fun

[kiwicanuck1973]

Why do people come up with these weird stories they met aliens. They fly millions of light years and pick you, or they fly all this way for anal probing, and sides of beef lmao U.F.O. have been recorded in cave paintings and literature. But they have been interperated as being angels, gods, spirits. During the christian era, they were seen as demons, angels etc. People see what they want to see, especially when its strange and unexplainable to them.

[AngryAussie]

@kiwicanuck1973 People certainly see whatever they want to see.

[AngryAussie]

@jimmycar83 Oh go fuck yourself you worthless whining little cunt

[AngryAussie]

@baalisgod666 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA That's the fucking topper. I thought that other drivel was as pathetic as you got. But threatening people over the internet? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA Tell me cuntface, do you wear a sign around your neck that tells everyone you're a pathetic fucking loser or can they tell that just by looking at your ugly face?

[filmmakerkenny]

@AngryAussie i can guess that 1 funny ufo story i heard was a man saw a ufo got upduckied lost hour of time than found that night clocks changed

[Tyco200]

@AngryAussie ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U DUN BEWEVE HEM?!?! I SAW ET TEW1.... After doing 16 pounds of drugs, a ton of alcohol and looked at my flashlight ... LIKE A DOUCHE, WRAPPED UP, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!

[Tyco200]

@kiwicanuck1973 ?Oinotna Nas Og Dewn yeknoD :3

Sorry, got it wrong the first time. xD

[Tyco200]

@kiwicanuck1973 ?OinotnaMasOg Dewn yeknoD

[Tyco200]

@MonsterMunchAreAce Super-Anal-Probing-Dolphins-Th­at-Fly, FTW. I go with that one! .... I SAW EM TEW!!! DEY TOOK MY GURL FRIEND AND FUCKED HER TILL SHE GOT ASS PREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEN BABEHS FLEW OUT DA WINDOW!!! O_O... FEMALE BUTT SEX!!!1...one!