Engineer's secret creation

The Scouty Turret (sometimes known as a "Flying Weird Thing", "Teamkiller" or abbreviated to "ST") is a building that can be constructed by an Engineer and functions as an automated sentry which fires blood-thirsty nightmare-inducing gnomes upon any enemy who walks into its line of sight. The Scouty Turret costs 150 Metal and an enemy Scout's carcass to build, a human liver and two hats to upgrade to level two, and a level 100 Giant Enemy Crab to upgrade to the third and final level. With each upgrade level the Scouty Turret becomes more powerful, gaining manhaxes, exploding Elton Johns and the ability to shoot crowbar-equipped John Freemans. The firing range remains constant regardless of the turret's level.

Music used:
"The Spy", from Final Fantasy 8
"Stealth by Night", from Ren & Stimpy's Production Music
"Mob Rules", from Left 4 Dead
"Drama Link (D variation)", from Ren & Stimpy's Production Music

Map: rp_evocity

Chars&Sounds: VALVe

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• tf2
• engineer
• update
• machinima
• abstract
• scout
• spy

[dada78641]

Incidentally, wasn't that part of the FF8 soundtrack called The Spy?

[KGJprodacchons]

@dada78641 That's the joke

[orkkilla5589]

how do you get someones eyes to go outward like when spy goes "What?"

[KGJprodacchons]

@orkkilla5589: Take out Eyeposer tool, get "inside of the ragdoll's head" and press the secondary fire button.

[NicoliTwenty]

So the gnome I won at Kiddyland was Scoutry ammo? All I need now is a Scoutry.

[FuckingSpips]

Gabe you are forgiven for everything that has ever happened if you release this update.

[RhaeggtheMouseHoard]

00:51 also known as friendly gnome

[VagineerHuur]

That gnome is scary as hell

[nickup9]

Wtf

[Deus35]

painis cupcake 2.0

[Philiplow089]

The new chucky is played by gnome chompski

[MursuKidz]

Socout is a sentry gun!

[Mrhoho3]

lol spy piss, he makes jarate

[cptmorgan155]

FF8 soundtrack FTW

[dada78641]

@KGJprodacchons I got it, don't worry :)