I'm a HOMESCHOOLER!

Okay, so this is a total joke. So quit giving crap about it.

I'm a homeschooler©
Verse 1
I'm a homeschooler, that's what I'll always be,
That means I'll have no social activity.
Parties are too overrated for me,
It has to be rated under PG.
In my room just sitting on my bed,
Doing homework till it hurts my head

Chorus

I'm a homeschooler I do not cuss or cheat
I'm a homeschooler Hardly have time to eat
I'm a homeschooler Standing high on my feet
I'm a homeschooler Gotta have a hand to cross the car-filled street

Verse 2
My mother's a teacher and my father's a preacher,
And I'm just playin' chess.
My brother's out of school and my sister just rules,
And I ace all my tests.
I go to bed at seven and dream about Heaven,
While I'm countin' sheep.
I can multitask I'm better than fast,
But I don't make a peep

Chorus

Verse 3
Have to wear those skirts that go below my knees,
Want a cookie, but WAIT, Mother please?
Not allowed to marry till I'm in my 30's,
Doesn't matter anyway, boys still have cooties

Category:

Music

Tags:

• home
• schooler

[mirrorsstalkme]

uhh, plenty social activities parties rock i watch rated R not much homework they slip at times uhh, plenty time wtf?! my dad has a normal job dont know how to play chess pshh, my sister dont not me ehh, 2-3am skirts above the knees all the time uhhh homeschooled friend just got married...shes 20 guys are hot

[graciepieX3]

ha great to know you have a sense of humor....not

[uelani68]

Good job, girls! Thank you for showing that homeschoolers have a great sense of humor too! :)

[graciepieX3]

@uelani68 thanks :)

[hippigirl011]

Are you guys really home schooled?

[graciepieX3]

@hippigirl011 we used to be....we havenet for the past 3 years thank the lord

[ashlovesu94]

THIS IS DOWNRIGHT AWESOME!!! haha I love it! I'm homeschooled too!!

[SCLARK2112]

Home school is the ONLY way to go. Great job girls, 5 STARS!

[CauseLifeIs23]

really kool girls

[MsMusiknerd]

i my gosh you guys r really good!!!!



[UltraSwat]

Just for the record, girls have cooties too. It works out better that way. And yes I understand that this is a joke, though a very funny one. Still, many of the things applied to me, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. And YES I understand that this was made a very long time ago, but it is still worth commenting on.

[1HomeschoolCommunity]

Nice work girls. I guess you are all grown up now and in college somewhere.

[whitegrlwhocantdance]

This was funny! x)

i like iittt :P

[TheAdolescentOutcast]

So...Refusal to cuss, cheat, date and subsequently break the hearts of innocent members of the opposite gender, and concentrating on academics instead of fashion are all.....Bad?

[maddie1beastchick]

There's always private school too .not just public schools.I got to a private school noe and used to go to public ma whole life and I believe it made me a whole different person I love god I'm always writing prayers and verses on ma test an I'm very religious and Idc if u think I'm weird or not and there is nothing wrong with home schooling too but the only think is u don't make as much friends

[thebubblemonster66]

I love being a homeschooler!

[reptilemom1973]

why do you say Thank the Lord? Did you not like being homeschooled? My kids love it and say they wouldn't want it any other way....that's really too bad if you didn't have fun with it. We make our entire day's learning all about fun. I would never make my kids sit there and have to learn something that does not interest them..otherwise..they just end up forgetting it..so we always find a fun and unique way to learn our lessons.

[ImHomeAtLast]

yeah you homeschooled children sure are awesome... when i have the best school sstem in america in my town i have no idea why i would stay at home