Song A Day #975: Dog Farts

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when she farts it's always funny
even if it smells
when i fart it's only sometimes funny
depending on a lot of factors
but when the dog farts
it can be hilarious
t downright god damn dangerous
that air is toxic
better hold your breath

dog farts
how unfortunate
dog farts
someone open a window
dog farts
i think he woke himself up
dog farts
how can a creature so little
dog farts
make a smell this huge
dog farts
he'll be sleeping alone tonight

my friends and i are all obsessed with poop
we talk about it all the time
how many times a day do we go
are you getting enough fiber now
i thought this was something
only old people do
but we're in our late 20's
and all we talk about is poo
are we just weirdos
or is this everyone

i saw louis ck on the daily show
explaining why farts are funny
it comes out of your ass
it smells like poop and it makes a little trumpet noise
that's so concise and so spot on
i wonder if louis ck has a dog
there's another layer of humor
because the dog doesn't know it's
funny

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[SuperEd86]

Hahaha

[0zim0]

Hey you looking almost like SuperEd86

[meeces13]

dayglo abortions

[drotter120]

My dog farted once and my brother fainted

[KellyRaila]

I very much relate to this one. You're definitely not the only ones who talks about poo a lot.

[Synthexy]

Hmmmm, how tasteful ;-P

Awesome Song!!

[TheChaossNemesis]

i have farted while listenin this song... and i smells

[Kippz214]

My dog's farts are the worse, its why we call her "Breezie"

[woodcutter610328]

Probably farts have been funny since Noah loaded the Ark!

[aboodytop]

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