Trust me, i'm an engineer !

Trust me, i'm an engineer !
come and visit my book of faces !
http://www.facebook.com/vilkaz.zebigwan
or birdy site
https://twitter.com/#!/Vilkaz
Comment, subscribe and share !
you can download like a pirat, or simply here

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if you have questions (like can you give me link to the Video of the Washmashine)
or guitar acords :) Check your PM on youtube ;) or simply ask me on facebook, i answer everyone.

washmashine clip = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kexWGN...

p.s. facebook follovers allready listening to new video ;) but no1 does read this anyways :}

TEXT :

i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer !

and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair


i built many buildings,
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed !

Refrain

Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !


i built alot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure !
Intruders have no chance !

you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss !

my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !

since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road (
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i piss in expert mode !




interrupt : (Kalinka style)

i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,
physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know

you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn

i feel really well, i get paid more then you
cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !


i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did ? !
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a shit !

my bicycle is wearing shoes
showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !

i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...




Outtro with


Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !

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[richard51197]

russian engineers are the best of all.

[Marius Bancila]

"I piss in expert mode"... epic!

[Sam Stone]

А ещё у нас медведи строят дома из берез.

[atistatic]

u wrong germany is at top.

[Галейченко Мария]

Это прекрасно :3

[je2555]

PhotonicInduction's Washing Machine!

[TheNerd115]

Yep



[darkVegeto69]

3:18 Llithuania !! (we learned from russia xD)

[CamBroadby]

264 people dont trust this engineer, i dont see why they dont trust him

[15thtLegion]

This engineer is such creative

[ThePandaBeat]

IS FPSRussia SINGING???? FPS IS A PROFESSIONAL RUSSIAN ENGINEER?????

[peter pan]

awesome retarded russians