Chemistry Song: "We May Have Started a Fire"

AP chem project. The best one that was ever made. Ever.


Lyrics:

Sodium bicarbonate,
Acid, bases, titrate,
Experiment to test this rate
We should calculate

P V equals nRT
M and Ms in your dirty pee
Partial pressure, total pressure
.0821

Bent and linear, those I can remember
Seesaw tee shaped what the hell are those?
Phosphate oscillate makes me hyperventilate
Got a 90 on the quiz, yeah I'm a chem wiz

We want to start a fire
Lets start with oxygen, create combustion
We may have started a fire
Turn the safety shower up to full power

Entropy, enthalpy,
Delta G's free energy
Negative delta G
Means spontaneity

Ice charts are option one
But if you want to have some fun
Henderson Haselbach
Rock around the clock

Delta H of reaction, products minus reactants,
0 is the enthalpy for all free elements,
Noble prize, Marie Curie, exclusion by Pauli,
Han's rule, Boyle's law, Avogadro Aufbau

We want to start a fire
Lets start with oxygen, create combustion
We may have started a fire
Turn the safety shower up to full power

Benzene, pentane, alkyne, and butane
Di-methyl propane really hurts my brain
Nitrates, acetates, everything but carbonates
Sulfides, halides, makes me wanna cry inside

Mixing salts, make a buffer
You're gonna make me suffer
Acid disassociation,
Plug it into the equation

Bomb calorimetry
Won't be on the AP
Oh my god, yes it is
Urea's in your fridge

We want to start a fire
Lets start with oxygen, create combustion
We may have started a fire
Turn the safety shower up to full power

Intensive properties, viscosity, velocity
Temperature density and molar heat capacity
K of a K of b K of c and Ksp
Might as well be AP K instead of AP chemistry

Bohr model, Schrödinger,
Now we got plum pudding
Thompson comma JJ
What else do I have to say?

We want to start a fire
Lets start with oxygen, create combustion
We may have started a fire
Turn the safety shower up to full power

Agents are the opposite
Spying on the soviets,
Cathodes are pawsitive,
Look were so creative

Avogadro's got a mole,
Dispersion and dipole,
Sea of metal ions,
Localized electrons

Alpha, beta gamma rays,
Diffusion, nuclear decay,
Thyroid cancer's medical use,
Chemistry is child abuse

Molarity, molality,
Polarity, polality
Chemistry's a mental war
I can't take this anymore!

We want to start a fire
Lets start with oxygen, create combustion
We may have started a fire
Turn the safety shower up to full power

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• Advanced Placement Chemistry
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• Ever
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[celinejadexxx]

the best AP chem project ever.... du du du dudududuuuu