David Cross - Jesus
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Uploaded by JustinNo17 on Feb 25, 2009
David Cross talking about how Jesus might have sounded outside of movies. lol
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I wonder if Jesus blue himself too
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Who gives a shit if he gets your made up stories mixedup
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People forget that brave people like cross paved the way for the millions of Americans to stop pretending to believe the Christian farytails
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Bible thumpers: this is comedy (funny or not), and the Bible is a little more than an old book which had lost any reliability since the start.
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@desasterz The fact that he doesnt take that delusion seriously doesnt mean he knows nothing about that hilarious book. Who cares if its accurate according to the bible, the book is bullshit through and through.
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@chibertarian Euh... That's not what I said. It's in other jokes that he tries to disprove the inherency of the Bible. Doing the "Longest game of telephone" joke. And yeah, the fact he doesn't know who Luke was proves he doesn't know anything. I don't know where he gets his information from. But the opening of Luke is about Luke the author saying he went around investigating from the begining "so that most exelent Theopholice may know the exact truth about the things he has been tought."
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@desasterz I don't remember the part of the Bible that describes explicitly how Jesus sounded when he talked, so I'm not really sure how this joke is based on "a reality that the Bible isn't true", but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. PS: The Mark/Luke bit is not the main part of the joke, pretend for a second he had "done his homework" and used different names there.
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@JumbledFilms I know it's a joke, but it's absed on a relallity that the Bible isn't true, for the most part. And then he shows that he really doesn't do his homework. Mark and Luke are two people that are quite widely known didn't know Jesus when he was alive on earth.
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@desasterz It's a joke, chill the fuck out...
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@desasterz rofl, yes, how dare he!!
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Yaaaa'lllll!
Ratworks 2 years ago 19
Too funny!
Oli3TB76 2 years ago 14