It Sucks To Be Sonic

The title is Supposed to say "Sucks to Be me" I messed up on them.Avenue Q It sucks To be me Preformed by Sonic Next Gen Characters.I Guess it culd be taken as Character Bashing. Oh well.

Amy:
Morning, Brian!
Shadow:
Hi, Kate Monster.
Amy:
How's life?
Shadow:
Disappointing!
Amy:
What's the matter?
Shadow:
The caterine company
laid me off.
Amy:
Oh, I'm sorry!
Shadow:
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college, and I
always thought -
Amy:
What?
Shadow:
No, it sounds stupid.
Amy:
Aww, come on!
Shadow:
When I was little
I thought I would be...
Amy:
What?
Shadow:
A big comedian
on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see
I'm not
Amy:
Nope!
Shadow:
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
Shadow:
Nooo.
Shadow:
It sucks to be me.
Amy:
No!
Shadow:
It sucks to be broke
and unemployed
and turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me.
Amy:
Oh, you think your life sucks?
Shadow:
I think so.
Amy:
Your problems aren't so bad!
I'm kinda pretty
And pretty BEEP smart.
Shadow:
You are.

KATE MONSTER
Thanks!
I like romantic things
Like music and art.
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have
A boyfriend?
BEEP!
It sucks to be me!
Shadow:
Me too.
Amy:
It sucks to be me.
Shadow:
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Brian...
Amy:
And Kate...
Shadow:
To not have a job!
Amy:
To not have a date!
Both:
It sucks to be me.
Shadow:
Hey, Rod, Nicky, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
Elise:
Ah, certainly.
Amy:
Whose life sucks more?
Brian's or mine?
Sonic And Elise:
Ours!
Elise:
We live together.
Sonic:
We're as close
As people can get.
Elise
We've been the best
of buddies...
Sonic:
Ever since the
Day we met.
Elise:
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me
Really upset.
Oh, every day is
An aggravation.
Sonic:
Come on, that's
an exaggeration!
Elise:
You leave your
clothes out.
You put your feet
On my chair.
Sonic:
Oh yeah?
You do such anal
Things like ironing
Your underwear.
Elise:
You make that very
Small apartment
We share a hell.
Sonic:
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!
Elise:
It sucks to be me!
Sonic:
No, it sucks to be me!
Amy:
It sucks to be me!
Elise:
It sucks to be me!
All:
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
Rouge:
Why you all so happy?
Sonic:
Because our lives suck!
Rouge:
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country
For opportunities.
Tried to work in
Korean deli
But I am Japanese.
But with hard work
I earn two Master's Degrees
In social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients
And I have an
Unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots
Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!
Silver:
Excuse me?
Shadow:
Hey there.
Silver:
Sorry to bother you, but I'm
looking for a place to live.
Rouge:
Why you looking all
the way out here?
Silver:
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
Shadow:
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
Let me get him.
Silver:
Great, thanks!
Shadow:
Yo, Gary!
Tails:
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!
Silver:
Oh my God!
It's Gary Coleman!
Tails:
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's
Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen
By my folks!
Now I'm broke and
I'm the butt
Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -
All:
It sucks to be you.
Amy:
You win!
All:
It sucks to be you.
Shadow:
I feel better now!
Tails:
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.
All:
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live on Avenue Q!
Silver:
This is real life!
All:
We live on Avenue Q!
Sonic:
You're gonna love it!
All:
We live on Avenue Q!
Tails:
Here's your keys!
All:
Welcome to Avenue Q!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Sonic
• Silver
• Next
• Gen
• Amy
• Shadow
• Avenue
• Tails
• Elise
• Rouge

[ASTK928]

It's Good but Why's tails Gary Coleman.

Knux is the closest thing 2 black

[ShattertheFox]

Because I thought it would be /different/for tails to be black..?

[ashurathesadxhacker]

your so right sonic rulz if i was sonic i would be happy lolz

[MidraOfTwilight]

cool vid i love Avenue Q

[pineappledude62]

WTF is up with the description

[TheShadowFan123]

that voice fits Silver :)

[mrmen00]

coooool 0-0- O

[superjailwardenlover]

Loved it. Keep it up. ^_^

[RandomLydd]

Wow, thats the first "It sucks to be me" song ive heard that isnt censored xD

Awesome job ^__________^