Mortal Kombat Advance Sucks Very Big Ass

It does. I'm here to shed light on it, and play it so other people don't have to. You can thank me later... with a Big Mac.

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[Jiordano170]

@BitchcakesMcDoogle

Hey bitch, where the fuck do you get off. Obviously you are not a true Mortal Kombat fan because Mortal Kombat advanced IS one of the original just with a somewhat different character selection. Honestly, I could careless if I sound like a complete nerd either because this game is that good. So you can talk about the game all you want but in the process, would you like to see my tree house blacky?

[BitchcakesMcDoogle]

@Jiordano170 I hope you know I'm not the only one that didn't like this game. Have fun finding them all while you're sucking your own cock-- oh, wait, you can't because it's too far up your own ass.

[EdenFalls13]

Laughed SO hard! Very funny! Do more! I was sure you would say something clever like "VirtueCrap!"

[BitchcakesMcDoogle]

I was going to open that picture in "Paint" and put a "P" where it needs to be...

...but that's expected...

[troykombat9]

is this a guy or girl

[josetheevilmuffin]

@spider486 fuck off all mortal kombats are good except mk sub zero and mk 3 only reason mk 3 sucked is cus they took away scorpion and mk sub zero well uh u could only be sub zero so fuck off

[spider486]

This has to be the WORST port of UMK3 ever created, very good review your hilarious i subscribed to you :)

[modewr]

You should have picked the black guy

[fl21id]

You know what VirtuCraft?

Shao Kahn: YOU SUCK!!!!