First and only TF2 hat drop anyone has ever gotten in the history of TF2, ever, no exceptions.

After finding over 500 items in TF2 and zero hats, I decided to idle. This is what I got after my first time idling: the Noble Amassment of Hats.

Valve, I am disappoint.

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• valve
• whyyy

[bobotehmonsta]

Playing TF2 since2 January 1, 2008. Set up my sister with TF2 February 15, 2012. I've never found any random hat drops. My sister found a Dead Cone first match of playing.

[FFFan3445]

@bobotehmonsta Isn't the Dead Cone a Plants vs Zombies promotional item? I have that from owning the game before a certain date.

[macbookawesome17]

@FFFan3445 dead cone has genuine and regular

[FFFan3445]

@macbookawesome17 Thanks for the info, when I saw your name I expected some Apple fan's trolling. You may paaass

[FFFan3445]

@HuskyZealot Dude, don't post retarded fucking spam for upvotes.

[magohipnosis]

@Meekle58 You're welcome, but take care about the scammers, that send you random invites, Remember the safeword.

[Meekle58]

@magohipnosis Good shout on that tf2 warehouse site. I never even knew it existed! Just made a small fortune of credits and have now stocked up on strange weapons, and hats! Thanks :D

[MCbigass13]

I played tf2 for at least one year, and have never found a hat. On his second day of playing, my friend found the magnificent mongolian, but he was such a noob, he didn't know the value of hats and he REALLY wanted the black box. So I traded one of my two black boxes for the hat. I jizzed

[iowndekker]

@snookerguy1 I buy your non mercy.

[magohipnosis]

@Meekle58 Very generous friends, and TF2 warehouse, they give me weps, i trade them for credits, with credits you can buy hats.i can't trade the dropped weapons, but i can trade the ones that they gave me. That's all

[silentjoe2]

I find it funny that finding a hat made you do a mouse spasm.

[Meekle58]

@magohipnosis F2P players can't find hats and other rare cosmetic items from random drops. It was introduced during the Uber update. So either you're lying, or you have some very very generous friends. Or you've bought something from the Mann Co. Store and therefore made your account become premium. Which means you can find rare items.

[daleksax3507]

I just got the fez for the spy last night at random, so i assume some hats can have random drops

[Jakwattack]

After 2 months i found the Doctors sack....HA! i said sack

[wolttere]

@D3ATHA55A55IN i have 500 h  and 7 hats :)