Hunt For The Douche Commander

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• shut
• up

[ZachsMind]

Hate to break it to ya Bedlam, but here in the US, you can also find yourself suddenly having your head kicked in by a group of young men who still live with their mothers. In fact if you visited Dallas & found your head kicked in, it was probably done by some guys who live just a couple blocks from where I'm typing.

[seanbedlam]

That's my superpower, though! My theories are MADE OF HOLES!

[stonefisk]

You should have picked up all that trash Sean and let them watch you doing it much to their shame. Then later when they return to the smoking shell that was once their precious ride they will see the neatly bagged rubbish laying alongside and forever they will fear the man in the straw hat.

[DVincentW]

Fortnight : roughly two weeks...

[cblackink]

In order to define who you are, you must experience what you are not. Hence, the existence of assholes. I suppose they're a necessary evil in the world of relativity.

[HeavenlyAnarchy]

In agreeance with most of the above, here in Albury, it's almost predetermined you'll be born with a ''rat's tail'' haircut and a general disregard for ethics and a complete lack of morals. Also another minor thing but based on the same thing, when shopping, if you stop your cart in the middle of the aisle, preventing passers, or conglomerate with allies to form a physical wall of stupidity, preventing me from getting substances needed to live...well, you're just a fucking dickhead.

[Tressco]

Most excellent, mate!!

One of your best!

[BlackBlade420]

you are awesome mate

[PoofPaul]

i think that mentoring her kids is probably your mother's own responsibility. maybe it appeals to her to dump some of that responsibility on you in the guise of reaching out and making up for already shirking that responsibility in your own case. advise your mum to grow up.

[youyou2btoo]

you realize, oh fellow fans of just consequences, that fools such as those +do not excercise their creativity+ when choosing a place to remind us of the presence of evil in the world.

return to that same spot 6 weekends in a row, from an ill favored and roundabout path, and you will discover them there once again.

for best results, always ignore your targets and express no outrage.

return again, with urine filled water balloons, a milk carton full of honey bees, and drop from above. repeat..

[TheLonelyImmortal]

I'm from America (The States). Yeah *sigh*... We have people who litter and don't give a fuck about others. We call them Republicans.

[not2tees]

Just to survive with some Bedlam attitude is enough for me. It's my goal in life.